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#1
General Discussion / You are a sanguine vampire
October 27, 2008, 04:54:27 PM
pube muppet is gay
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / I am gay
October 27, 2008, 10:36:43 AM
i never made a lot of things... i never made it to reno to marry jessica. i never made it through college. i barely made it out of the hospital when they took my legs after my accident. sorry i didnt make a flash cartoon. its been many years.
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / I am gay
October 27, 2008, 10:17:22 AM
nt
#4
Comedy Goldmine / I just fucked up another date
February 27, 2007, 12:35:58 AM
Next time use mystery method and I guarantee success.
#5
Comedy Goldmine / Captain N
January 25, 2007, 12:29:44 PM
?

I feel like I'm in the Emperor's New Clothes.  Everyone is licking your sack, but I watched the video and I think it's garbage and doesn't make any sense.  But for some reason I feel like there's some special thing that I'm missing and there's something wrong with me and not all of you.
#6
Comedy Goldmine / Most Overrated Movie Of 2006
January 15, 2007, 06:46:29 PM
Quote from: Bo' Rai Cho;652357I don't see what everyone's problem with Pirates of the Caribbean was. I thought it was pretty rad.

The reason why a lot of people didn't like it because it was long as hell and all it did was set up for the third movie.  I still liked it though.
#7
Digital Lemon Clock is obviously right because most critics agree with him!

Oh.
#8
Quote from: SlurpeeClock;639500Black Christmas (2006) - 3 out of whatever.
I think, in the absense of entertainment, my brain begins searching for some, because I found myself laughing when nothing was funny. Like when the guy's eyes kept appearing in the bathroom floor. It was like 'wtf is he doing looking lmao'
Hate this dumb movie.

I had a nightmare about going to see this movie, but instead of the plot that it was supposed to have it was "Stay Alive," which I actually saw.  The whole nightmare revolved around me being afraid to go see the movie because I didn't want to get nightmares from it.  Wacky.
#9
Gaming & Technology / Games you got recently.
December 23, 2006, 05:32:39 PM
Quote from: Pumpkin;620167I purchased Bully and Viva Pinata a couple of weeks before wii came out then when I got my Wii last month it came with Zelda TP and Monkey Ball Banana Blitz. Then they had some deal at Target where I get a $20 gift card if i buy 3 games, so I got Happy Feet for my girlfriend, Red Steel and DBZ Tenkaichi 2.


and now I dont see any games Im looking foward to untill SSBB. Woe is me.

How is Viva Pinata, is it so gay that it'll make me want to suck dicks or is just gay enough that I'll be able to play it without having to suck any dicks?  Because I'm anti-sucking dicks, but I'm pro-fun, so if it's a healthy balance of sucking dicks and fun then maybe I will purchase it.
#10
Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
December 23, 2006, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Adrenaline;623702I saw Little Miss Sunshine, I won't rate it because that seems more and more pointless, but it was very good.  Very funny characters and dialogue, and despite the dark humor it was still a nice movie with people you cared for and it makes you appreciate family.

Quality post, this was one of my favorite movies.  It made me feel really good inside, like how I'd probably feel if I ever donated money to charity or starving children in Africa.
#11
Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
December 23, 2006, 04:56:39 PM
Quote from: FolderClock;614207No no no, not at all.

2001 had a detectable and entertaining plot until the last 20 minutes or so, making the better part of the movie understandable. Casino Royale, on the other hand, had very little plot detectable until the last third of the movie. For example, I could completely understand what occured in 2001 UP UNTIL Dave reached the monolith in orbit of Jupiter, but I couldn't find a major plot in Casino Royale up until midway through the poker game, and even then it seemed to totally cancel out the first half of the movie before he arrived. Casino Royale also seemed to be padded out with action sequences and classic bond love scenes. Don't get me wrong, I know this is typically the Bond formula, but from what I've seen in earlier Bond movies, this padding seemed irrelevant to the plot, or just because they hadn't revealed enough about it in the earlier part of the movie. Maybe I'm just judging in on prior experience in bond, maybe I just prefer science fiction. You can't change my opinion.

EDIT: Plus, in 2001 any parts that would confuse you early on would be revealed as significant later in the movie, rather than in bond, (I didn't seem to catch) the majority of plot details seemed to be left out.

Maybe it's because I saw Casino with a large group of people.

I had no problem discerning what was going on Casino Royale, and I had absolutely no problem with all the action and fucking.  Because thats what makes great film, death and sex.

You might just have sort of learning disability.  Like downs.
#12
Hahahaha, someone goldmine this thread please.
#13
I checked back in to see if you all were still ugly and oh boy is this embarassing.
#14
I CAN ALSO POST MORE PICTURES OF ME THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ALREADY BEEN POSTED
#15
Cut from a fraternity group shot.


I ruin photos.
#16
Man 34 pages of ugly going strong strong strong
#17
Quote from: PredatorTo each his own, Hate; to each his own.

Nah.
#18
Quote from: Predator"The Butterfly Effect"

An underated gem, this film was an extremely good entry into the science fiction/fantasy drama. It takes an out-there premise and sturs it in with incredible acting and plot developement. I found it a compeling and disturbing film. I really didn't expect this type of role from someone like Ashton Kutcher. I also like the hidden references in the film. Evan Trebron is a play on "Event Reborn".

Just for nerds, the title of this film references the short story, The Sound of Thunder, where people go back in time to hunt dinosaurs. One of the characters kills a butterfly, which somehow has disastorous effects on the future.

I give this movie and excelent 9/10

Nah.
#19
The Science of Sleep- 2/5

The main character was incredibly unlikable and impossible to relate to and the plot was nearly non-existent.  Honestly 90% of the movie seemed like the writer masturbating and the other 10 percent was Michel Gondry going, "Hey wouldn't it be cool if..."  The movie left me feeling unsatisfied.  Nothing was at stake and nothing was accomplished.  There were some interesting visuals but other than that I didn't like it.

Eternal Sunshine was better.
#20
Entertainment / Brief reviews of movies you saw recently
September 29, 2006, 11:59:34 AM
Quote from: PistolSee I don't think he's that bad a director but he is a pretty awful writer.

Either way, considering the direction his career is going right now, if he had directed Life of Pi it would probably be a piece of shit.  The M. Night curse is that each movie he puts out gets progressively worse.  Since Lady in the Water was utter garbage I can't even imagine what his next movie is going to be like.