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Messages - Schmellements Clawk

#1
Mrs. McGruder's House / Purple Rain
September 14, 2021, 03:29:19 AM
We're getting to the point, where, older clocks of the original era have the possibility to die of natural causes.  Are you feeling old yet?
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: stop playing video games
August 30, 2020, 08:07:33 PM
Quote from: miracle fruit on August 28, 2020, 08:28:27 PM
stop jerking off
maybe for an incel that would be a problem.  but whoops, here we are.
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: stop playing video games
August 27, 2020, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on August 27, 2020, 02:51:18 PM
Okay just for you buddy <3 but don't tell anyone else!

As far as the rest of the world knows I'm still convincing children on roblox and eve online to give me their parents' social security numbers when I'm not playing mobile grinders the other twelve hours a day. I have a reputation to maintain.

Bruh, let's partner up.
#4
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: stop playing video games
August 27, 2020, 02:46:57 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on August 27, 2020, 01:07:03 PM
why don't you grow up, you fucking cumstain

I can see I hit a testicle lmao.
#5
Do you play the rusty trombone?  This is pretty much as much InsomniaClock as you can get.
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / stop playing video games
August 27, 2020, 10:44:36 AM
ya fucking nerds
#7
Quote from: JambaClock on August 27, 2020, 10:30:08 AM
elements, i believe it was the flash flood that Thor took over

2019 was when he made the no robclock 10 sec collab

That would make more sense, when is the flood?  These clock traditions are cray.
#8
Quote from: pop-tart on August 27, 2020, 09:52:00 AM
Quote from: Schmellements Clawk on August 27, 2020, 09:06:31 AM
haters gonna hate

It's this kind of alt-right propaganda that is fanning the flames.

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Wait, how the fuck do we do the YouTube tag again?







enjoy
#9
Where the fuck are we?  Who the fuck are you?  What the fuck is happening with Tiem?
#10
General Discussion / Re: Things that dont exist
August 27, 2020, 09:12:40 AM
Quote from: SpriteRemixClock on August 21, 2020, 01:29:05 PM
true romance
nah, you're just an incel.
#11
haters gonna hate
#12
Quote from: VCRClock on August 10, 2020, 06:12:09 PM
If it's not on InvisionFree, count me out
Too bad, I'll have to keep talking to myself.  :(
#13
maybe I got the cure: https://discord.gg/S3VstrC
#14
If you guys like Twin Peaks, you should play (or watch a longplay of) Deadly Premonition.  It's heavily inspired by it.
#15
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Who was in the wrong?
February 19, 2020, 08:31:13 PM
What are you talking about?
#16
Glad you're feeling better, Phantom.

If I were you, I'd marry you too.
#17
Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
First of all, let the record show that my immediate inward reaction to this thread was "FUCK NO" in big letters, but...

That's the sexiest "but" I've seen all day.

Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
Maybe the most convincing argument in this thread is that SMF's default Captcha isn't strong enough to keep bots out, and the most effective anti-bot SMF mod was also causing false positives until it started making the entire website not work for anyone. Awesome.

What mod was it?  Maybe there's been an update to it since then, was it reported?  Since BBS are pretty much a dying thing, that information could potentially help the mod author out a lot if you had the time.

Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
Which is what I did when we moved to SMF in the first place. Yeah, it'll all copy over, it's just that you always have to reconfigure a bunch of stuff (i.e. remembering to fix the permissions so that fucking JambaClock isn't allowed to post about Sonic in the "news" forum) when you do. At least I never got around to fucking with the SMF theme, so there's nothing to lose there!!!

With the exception of Jamba (just kidding buddy {{{{}}}}), most peeps here are pretty cool.  I'm sure we wouldn't mind helping point out things you missed.  I'm sure it's a fairly annoying process though, and if you don't have a backup, ya done, son.

Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
I completely agree. It's a huge ask. Fuck you Elements.

That's fair, it is a lot to ask for.  BTW, love you too.  <3

Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
We'd have four or five attempted bot registrations an hour. The members of that forum would outnumber the actual Clock Crew in no time, and they'd probably vote to overthrow me.

Jokes on you, we already voted mutiny in the secret buttsecks forum.  We're all pussies though, and couldn't do it, I blame PhantomCatClock and RobClock.

Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
Actually, I was clamoring to leave vB. Ours was broken as shit and badly needed an upgrade to save it, but... it's overpriced as fuck. I was spearheading the "let's use a free one" thing. I just didn't pick phpBB because it must have looked like a bad option at the time.

You're not wrong, phpBB was complete shit back in the day, and they had a track record of fucking up completely.  I don't blame you for using SMF, I preferred it myself years back.  It's pretty ironic how SMF looked so promising, but goons couldn't stray away from phpBB, and now it's actually in a good place.

Quote from: VCRClock on February 18, 2020, 11:45:23 PM
consider this considered

Thanks for considering it and putting your 2ยข in, VCR.  I appreciate you taking the time to make a reply.
#18
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.  Believe in phpBB to feel free.
#19
Reception Desk / Re: Coffin clock
February 18, 2020, 07:55:23 PM
Don't you mean KoffingClock?
#20
Quote from: RobClock on February 18, 2020, 07:09:04 PM
nobody was clamoring at the teet to leave vBulletin, but decisions were made and we live in the wake of those decisions for better or worse

VB is shit though, especially since it's overpriced as fuck.  phpBB is free.