i signed an executive order that says i've seen them

hang on..

communion...

transubstantiation...


"[...] the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve [...]"


IT'S A COOKBOOK

i use bozo as a insult but he's the reason we have warnings on cigarette packets so maybe i should go back to sarcastically saying einstein

we've finally evolved past dick jokes and it's all thanks to slurpee

it's almost december. anybody wanna come mindflaying with me?

welcome to art i'm glad your first day was special

wolf stands for wolf i'd like to fuck

holliday cho-

°°°°°-OOOO-ooooo-whoooooa-ooo-OOOOO-ooo-oo-OOOOOOOODE

I guess that's why I never watch anything he does. Just his appearances on stuff that I also otherwise don't watch


I'm a true fandom-fan except I actually like this The Thing It's About, I just don't watch it

call me a basic simp skibidi gooning, but



I'd like to go on record saying I really love Brennan Lee Mulligan. Everything I see him in, I think, "oh, that'll be a cute crossover" and he blows my expectations out of the water

what is "autoerotic pumpkin disorder" and why does my browser give a warning about it every time i use homogang to come to this thread but not when i manually navigate here through clockcrew.net

Quote from: JellyClock on November 27, 2025, 02:51:20 PMi read you guys' posts and see them and think 'wow what funny and interesting guys i bet they'd be funny and interesting in person'. if you could disprove that real quick that'd be great as i dont want to get FOMO

one time i got mad at a video game and i was home alone and i grabbed my shirt to pull on it like i was gonna rip it but not hard enough to actually rip it, except it was some space age fabric and not the cheap cotton/spandex it felt like, so the shirt had no give at all at that pull force and it rubbed the skin off the inside of my pinky finger like completely off the knuckle joint area and left a really cool scar

the moral of the story is on the surface i look like a cool anime tertiary character but all of these scars have stories that are extremely not interesting nor funny

florida man finds fark of the covenant

cute

i'm in

I never sleep at my desk. I normally have to assemble the Five Sleep Talismans and do a whole fuckin' thing before i go to bed, but man, I just bolted upright and panicked because my clock day movie wasn't done, opened flash, panicked AGAIN because the latest file was my LAST clock day thing so I'd have to start all over, and then it wasn't until I tried to remember what it was to recreate it that I remembered i didn't start one



but my first idea was to steal a ytmnd i liked that never got over 2000 views so that's probably what i'll do next year

if you ever get tired of uppers portland, maine has downers portland

obtain troph

mmo based in fuck dimension when

what if sisyphus is just horny for boulders

godzilla is the most famous person whose name starts with a g