Quote from: DumpsterClock;1981381when i die i want my headstone to read "trailer park boys wasnt even that good"

blasphemy

Topcat makes a compelling point.

Well I can't count people I never met. You know I wasn't around for any of them. When I was around the female clocks were:
Pear - worthless
Maron - even worse
Kitty - god awful
Kabuu - borderline I'm a edgy teen
Dodger - terrible
Gamecube - child pornography distributor

And Clear even though she was a good contributor was also a total bitch. She always came off as one of those lesbians that absolutely hates all men. She thought like every male in the CC wanted to get with her when really no one was interested (we all know you're gross Clear, get over yourself). Shrapnel, skweeds and Zeffy were all pretty cool, but also not clocks.

I dunno about giving this guy the award though. Apparently he's a turncoat, and I can't stand when people pretend they joined back in the formative years when they didn't. Why does this guy need to pretend to be OG and have awards, is he really that desperate to impress the eight people here?

I saw on ET (it's not what you think, my ladyfriend was watching it) that no one from Star Trek went to Nemoy's funeral. More like Captain Jerk.

Law & Order: Traffic Justice

A where are they now series starring your favorite clocks of the golden age. Hammer, Kabuu, Dodger, RedPlum, Elements and more of your fan favorites.

Yeah I checked .co.uk out one time but I didn't bother signing up when they said I couldn't call myself a clock. I was a clock long before anyone on the staff there, it's just a little bit insulting.

This place was always a sausage fest though. At least there's significantly less sausage these days. And aside from Clear all the female clocks were all worthless anyways, the only other females here that weren't god awful weren't clocks either. Shocking that our little club full of sex jokes and wierd characters doesn't appeal to most women.

Sorry I take that back, Armageddon was alright too. She never did end up making anything but at least she tried and she wasn't an idiot. The rest of them were just all like "OMG u guys i'm a girl isnt taht kewl?" and acted like they were hot shit even though you know if they were hot sexually active girls they wouldn't be here.

I had to vote no. I don't have sex with women.

Yeah it's obviously one of the old ones that left long ago. I still say it's the guy who used to be raisin. Anyone else wanna bet who it was?

By the way remember how it was on the old site? The worst way to get an award is to beg for it. And there's only like 12 of us here on a good day, it's not really anything to show off like it was back in the day when the Shasta++ let everyone know you were one of the cool kids.

What's the virtual harmony award? And who the hell permabanned Pinty and why?

The whole acting like cunts thing seems pretty common though. That had a lot to do with the original site going down. People who were only around for a month or so would always be the ones calling people noobs. I remember we actually censored it at one point. That's what I like about this place, it's a lot smaller but it's also a cunt free zone.

And I dunno if the awards work here anymore, nothing else here does and it's the only possible explanation for why I haven't been showered with awards.

Did you always go by propagandaclock? It seems like I should remember you if you joined back then.

Quote from: DickTree;1981152my favorite part is he has submitted absolutely 0 content and gets by just on leaving reviews this is a thing people do on newgrounds now we are truly in the age of piggy backing

Now? That's pretty much how it's always been.

To be fair though, I don't think it's fair to say you can only review flash if you've made one. I've never made a big screen movie but does that mean I can't think Batman & Robin sucked ass? We fall back on that arguement way too much. We should be letting people know they're opinions suck, not telling them they can't have one.

Where's this retard been? We haven't done the shitty movie spam thing for like ten years now.

I thought trae was long gone.

I thought you were too, sup.

I dunno about TC and Dwarf, but I think Soup is thinking about making his move on Durian.

I just got one yesterday too, although it's not CC related. People always ask you about tattoos and I don't know how I would explain it. "I'm in this club where we're all things with clocks on them. The strawberry is our leader. Well not really our leader, he's more like our icon. Our leader was an orange but he left and now the pineapple is in charge I think."

Apricot was my double account, if anyone wants to be Apricot they can. Both versions of him are in that big .fla of all the old guys that Durian posted. Same goes for Pumpkin, although his sleek redesign wasn't in there, that old pumpkin I stole from Homestar Runner. And Zucchini was my little brother who only stuck around for a few days if anyone wants that one. No point in wasting three awesome characters I made, although I don't think Zucchini is in Durian's group shot.

We should totally start selling fridge magnets. Not only would old clocks buy them, but we could probably sell them to comic and video game fans now too.

Quote from: Losperman;1980981Tom posted about it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1383120

Quotethe one thing me and Dying Light have in common

we gave our love and praise to the two very best clocks, StrawberryClock and AppleClock

The two very best would definately be Orange and Rasp, not that Apple wasn't cool, just saying. Spud would be a close third too, but that goes without saying.

Kevin Hart for Spiderman. Start a petition.

Garfield's awesome, he just gets to eat lasagna whenever he wants and he don't take no shit from no dog.

My bad I thought I voted laat time. No offense but I'm just kind of out of your league.