cocksucking, cum gargling, ¥¥¥¥¥¥ loving, shit eating, ass licking, dog fucking, baby eating, ass grabbing, jewish hippy communist liberal bitch ass whore slut shit fuck nazi NRA member who's a nascar watching, unintelligent retard crybaby gay faggot queerbag gaylord crossdresser farknocker turdburgler satanist cuntface queen with horrible BO and a Sarah Palin for president bumpersticker and a stick up your ass you dicksmaking, anal fisting, cunt punting, shit swaping whore-monger pagan zit-covered pasty-ass pug-look alike ¥¥¥¥¥¥ asshole.

OK guys this is crazy.

These new speakers i set up for my dads office are picking up radio waves. They're playing out of the goddamn things even though they're hooked up to the computer and the speakers have no radio functionality at all (yes I'm sure). Turning up the volume dial seems to have no effect on how loud the radio is, but oddly enough it only gets louder if, get this, my hand gets close to it. Seriously, what the hell? Am I a radio antenna? Somebody explain this crazy shit to me.

Also note that the office is a story underground and the rooms I'm in seems to have cement walls.

Do you remember?












The 21st night of september?




Love was changing the minds of PRETENDERS
While chasing the clouds awaaaaaaaaaaay
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in september
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

[u2]iknEJf9cPeY[/u2]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/470923

You are a voice inside the head of a homeless schizophrenic man named Caesar. Tell him what to do, but be careful. He won't do anything that he thinks is TOO crazy unless you can convince him. He can tell the difference between individual clocks by voice, so he may trust you more over time, or learn not to listen to you.



Caesar is in a smelly alley.

Caesar's inventory is:
1 tinfoil hat
1 container of pills (full)
1 shirt and pants (equipped)

What do you say?
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[FLASH]http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/swf/cooking-mama.swf[/FLASH]

Everywhere I go, everywhere I look, I see nothing but trolls. Trolls everywhere. Every post, every user is a troll. I'm sure every post in this thread is going to be a troll. The trolls well pretend not to be trolls because they know that's the best way to troll me. But I won't fall for it. Not me, oh no!

Am I crazy clock crew?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/468399

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/468008

Somebody named "stone lock" joined. I was curious as to why a lock I've never heard of was in our IRC.
This followed:

Quote* HiGuysImNewCanIDrive64 (~HiGuysImN@CC-49D3A24A.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #internetcult
* HiGuysImNewCanIDrive64 is now known as StoneLock
who
Anyone have a cameo I may use?
a "cameo"?
Erm, yes.
A flash character.
so you're saying you want an .fla file of a clock crew character?
Nah.
Just like...
A picture.
oh, you want to use a clock as a cameo
MSpainting a caturday LL/CC parody.
Nope, nope
your wording confuses me
I'm doing a parody on this thread.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/50/Epic_thread900.jpg
Using MSpaint.
Instead of dogs and cats, I'm using locks and clocks.

He's going to parody a 4chan thread by making a thread on 4chan. I could believe what I was hearing.

Long story short, I told him to use clam clock and floppydisk clock.

He says he's about to make the thread and well link me when he does.

More to come

http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm
shit just got real

edit: if the site fucks up for you in firefox try IE

But he wont draw you!

I'm taking any requests, unless it involves drawing you, because I hate you!

Lets start this bad boy!

Please help me the clock crew! Teach me the dark secrets of trolldom! I'm ready for your tutelage.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/464071

THE 4th IN A LINE OF AMAZING GAMES. ENJOY.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't like anybody in the clock crew. I hate each and every one of you. I wish that the internet would explode so that the clock crew would die and end it's blight on humanity.

I hope you all die of cancer.


~With love, Thor Clock

[u2]D5-TpSm1HDE[/u2]

Floppydiscs girlfriend and sister K3ltron found me this amazing video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-TpSm1HDE

I'm about to buy a new graphics card because my current one sucks big hairy nut sacks and I'm pretty tech stupid. It took me like 2 hours to figure out what kind of graphics port I have on my computer (PGI express). Is there anything I need to worry about when looking for a card compatibility-wise? I'm thinking of getting a GeForce 8400 because they're incredibly cheap and can play Warhammer Online and Team Fortress on the lowest settings and that's all I really care about.

ITT we cry like babies about those guys who died



you know the ones i mean




from those towers