News:

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Main Menu
Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Topics - Thor

#61
General Discussion / Clocktopia Police Department
August 19, 2017, 06:21:21 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10 on July 16, 2017, 04:12:26 PM
commissioner leek: you're a loose cannon, BB10! give me your badge and gun.
BB10: NEVER! *JUMPS OUT OF A WINDOW IN SLOW MOTION*
comm. leek: clock-dammit, BB10, you're a madman on wheels!
*audience laughs*
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/698159
#62
Look, we all know the real reason we made clock day movies. It's for those sweet, sweet pixels below our avatar.

The people demand compensation.

Here I even made a design 

#65
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1354761

 Is there a thread about this yet? I couldn't find one

Tom Fulp has confirmed himself to be the gayest buttfag in the universe. Also a hypocrite.

Somebody who's bros with him in the CC should give him a firm talking too and a much too firm slap on the bottom for the atrocity.


also we should organize a "gay norwegians from outer space shoot up vtech" flash event to protest, which i'm sure is a great idea while Newgrounds hosts our forum
#66
Gaming & Technology / EVO THREAD
July 09, 2013, 10:53:35 PM
http://evo.shoryuken.com/

GET GYPED

3 days until we get to see Koreans win everything (again)

latest hot news: Nintendo told Evo that they're not allowed to stream the Smash Bros Melee tournament. nintendo is basically telling all the people that donated money to get Melee into Evo to suck it.

edit: Oh actually, turns out nitendo did a 180. They're allowed to stream it now.
#67
Gaming & Technology / Atlus Bankrupt
June 27, 2013, 04:59:01 PM
Following in the footsteps of THQ, Atlus (actually, the parent company that owns Atlus) is bankrupt and about 24 billion yen in dept.


I wonder what's going to happen to all of Atlus' great IPs now. Obviously somebody is going to buy them, but the question is WHO will be left with the Shin Megami Tensei, Persona and Etrian Odyssey when the smoke settles?

My money is on Namco Bandai buying them up
#68
Thread for discussing the new smash brothers game and upcoming reveal.

I hope they do incremental reveals of details like they did with the Brawl dojo. That shit was awesome.

http://www.smashbros.com/us/
#69
General Discussion / my belly button hurts
June 07, 2013, 07:04:14 PM
I've got like a layer of skin missing off the bottom of my belly button area and it hurts really bad when I touch it.

How the fuck does that happen even?? I don't remember anything happening it just was suddenly hurt when I went to play DnD yesterda

Post theories ITT. :teach:

Also my left arm tendon hurts but that's probably from too much fappin but it might also be a gypsy curse

We don't have a medical forum any more so I'm posting in general. This is a serious medical emergency so serious replies only please :fez:
#70
Gaming & Technology / Neverhood 2 kickstarter
May 28, 2013, 02:17:49 PM
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1949537745/armikrog

wow whoa

I really loved The Neverhood. Probably my favorite point and click adventure game ever (liked it even more than Monkey Island). And now we have a chance at a real sequel! And by "real sequel" I am obviously excluding that piece of shit platformer Skullmonkeys.

I really hope this game gets made and keeps the spirit of the old game. As with all kickstarts, though, there's that voice in the back of my mind always wondering "what if they just take the money and don't make the game...?"
#71
Partnership with EA, nothing but crappy sports game rehashes and racing games shown. No actually rendered game play, only prerendered. Nothing new or interesting yet.

Shit microsoft, get it together! At least PS4 had that little touch screen and the share button. Xbox has nothing.

edit: link to reveal, it's still live http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/xboxcountdown/live.html
#72
A lot of clocks have been playing Super Street Fighter 4: Arcade Edition on PC lately. BlobClock, ButtplugClock, SobeClock, and myself have been playing a lot. If any of you have that game for steam you should hit us up! It's the new hotness when it comes to clock crew multiplayer! Way better than that "smash bros" and "Crusader kings" bullshit that pooprice was obsessed with
#73
I vote for australian aboriginals. A close second is the irish.
#74
General Discussion / happy hitler & weed day
April 19, 2013, 06:45:45 PM
celibate by smokin a bowl and establishing a fascist regime
#75
Gaming & Technology / dark souls 2 gameplay video
April 10, 2013, 08:53:28 PM
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/04/10/dark-souls-2-gameplay-reveal-coming

Looks a lot better than Dark Souls, that's for sure. It's not the best graphics ever but still damn good for a console game and a big step forward. I'm happy to see they're using the same engine again which means the gameplay mechanics we know an love (backstab, reposte, rolling) aren't going anywhere. There looks like there are some interesting knew enemies, too. Some big guys who you can't just beat by backstab fishing is refreshing. I was kind of worried before that the new director wouldn't be able to keep the Dark Souls spirit alive and would casualize the shit out of it, but this video has dissuaded all of my worries.

some screenshots
#76
[U2]DconsfGsXyA[/U2]



:salute::salute:FUCK YEAH AMERICA :salute::salute: :sam:

edit; To clarify, in the united states the only part of the gun that is actually legally controlled and considered the actual gun is the lower receiver, which you can now print. As for the rest of the gun, you need to mail order that for now, but you'll be able to print the rest shortly.
#77
Gaming & Technology / PS4 offically announced
February 20, 2013, 08:36:03 PM
wow whoa

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/21/technology/sony-unveils-playstation-4-aiming-for-return-to-glory.html?_r=0

another picture of the controller


I gotta admit, I like the look of the new controller. Looks pretty comfy to hold, and the joysticks look pretty formfitting

Specs:
86x processor, 8 cpu cores, 8GB ddr5 ram. Has USB and obviously can play bluerays. Looks like you can probably use PS3 controllers with it.

Can't find any info on the graphics card, but probably pretty damn good if it's in line with the other parts.
#78
The demo of MGR:R is out on the play station store, and the game is going out on Feb. 19th.

I had tons of fun in the demo. I like how you can pretty much instant-kill mooks if you have energy (the demo starts with all of the upgrades unlocked, so the cutting won't be as overpowered in the real game as it is in the demo). I'm really happy to finally see a game where I can actually feel like a crazy samurai badass that cuts things and people in half like it aint no thing. As a bonus, the bosses look pretty creative, with interesting gimmicks, as to be expected from a Metal Gear game. And the combat feels pretty fluid. My only complaint is that the parry mechanic is a little hard to use, but by the end of the demo I was already getting used to it and pulling it off consistently.

I'm definitely buying this on release night. My only concern is that the gameplay will get stale over the course of an entire game. Especially since they're pretty much garunteed to start sending regular enemies that can't be killed in blade mode by the half-way point. The cutscenes are over the top and stupid looking, but to me it just looks like a hilarious mockery of Shonin anime, and references to characters like Goemon Ishikawa XIII and Sasaki KojirÃ...s. There's even a scene in one of the trailers that mirrors some scenes in Lupin III. Good shit.


gameplay footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkKu456YWoc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVypOUqXLgY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfzvav4Kvag
#79
Gaming & Technology / THQ is completely dead
January 23, 2013, 10:07:40 PM
They've been dieing for a while, but it finally happened

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-fi-ct-thq-auction-20130124,0,4551883.story


[U2]huPDP5-NfbE[/U2]


Anybody worried about how their IPs will turn out now that they're sold everything? Can Koch Media do justice to the Saints Row franchise? Will somebody buy Darksiders? (currently unsold)

Apparently Platinum Games is hiring some of the folks from THQ. Specifically, "Vigil Games", which made Darksiders.

EDIT: Late breaking news; Atsushi Inaba from Platinum tweeted that he's interested in buying Darksiders. This might be the best thing that ever happened to the series.
#80
4th week of 2013, and already 6 school shootings in America

this is gonna be a good year