Come on guys, this is serious. He's going to destroy us!

Quote from: Kirby Phelps (PK)

Quote from: TKYeah PK, burn those evil clock bastards for banning you!!    

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I WILL...by making a Flash of course

BY MAKING FLASH!

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Quote from: BinaryClockHarmony: Peace symbol

Peace: Two fingers

Insomnia:

That is insomnia! Thanks.  Didn't he claim Nazism too though? My memory is fuzzy...

Quote from: NobleClockCombine the three elements together?

I took the purple guy from the smily and did the rest from scratch.

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockDon't give bit the recognition and respect of an emote.


there should be a :heil: or :nazi: one, but it should be grapes, tobacco, harmony, etc.

I thought harmony was this guy

Quote from: Blackbeard
I can't Ms paint for crap

Not bad, but way too huge.

Quote from: NobleClock

WTF is that?

I saved some smiles that people had in their sigs that got deleted


also I made this

There once was an ant from Nantucket,
who found some sugar in a bucket
He jumped right in there,
without a care.
He's got stuck,
but he had sugar so fuck it.

Sylvester K. is FEMA director Michael Brown
Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to FEMA. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever a hurricane hits the city
Me: the city starts falling apart
Me: so far it’s caused no problems in my city but it’s a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the city with this issue New Orlands?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the city.
Sylvester K: I understand that the cities building fall apart only while hurricanes/tropical storms or tsunamis that take carry a lot of water. Otherwise this city is fine.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When did the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any tropical storms accumulated on the Gulf coast?
Me: i have sprayed it out with warm fronts
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the building gets heated up and/or the buildings freezes durring the hurricane.
Me: the buildings heat up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during hurricane
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the buildings falling apart is due the high wind intensive application putting lot of load on the structure of the building and the water/waves will make the support beams to degrade at a faster speed thus causing the breaking.
Sylvester K: This town comes with a bad city plan.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my city?
Sylvester K: Is the new city plan in use on this city?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk.
Me: it has been in use for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the buildings?
Me: Also, the collapsing does not stop until the hurricane stops.
Sylvester K: Thank you for being an American.

He ended with that and i was disconnected.

Say that you WANTED to stay home, but you where attacked by zombies, who carried you where you are now, and you JUST excaped right befor they got there, so you didn't have time to call them.

Quote from: GodClockTell her you'll meet her somewhere and the DONT! She will cut herself and your problems will be over.

If someone said something like this idc KAY?  :3

She might decide she wants to cut someone else instead.

Hmmm... I think I have a bad habit of trusting the human race too much. Come to think of it I know a crazy girl kind of like this, so it could be true... I still don't see why she would name herself phsycofreak888.
Oh, well maybe the movie Psycho.

Anyway, if this person is real, she phails at life  

I think this is all fake. Here name is phsycofreak888, she is obsessed with horror movies, she has insanely bad grammar, and she keeps saying she likes people........."a lot". I think DurianClock is making this up, or someone is playing a trick on him.