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and i'm like really big on The Animals, too. bigger than anybody rightfully should be. dat baritone. unf.
but santa esmerelda's blows their shit out of the water
the production is just sublime

I listen to that song and then I have nowhere to go in my library
i'm a believer? jack & diane? foreplay/long time? idek

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^^ trailer fuckin owns

http://www.nightinthewoods.com/
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1307515311/night-in-the-woods

QuoteNight In The Woods is a VIDEO GAME. All Mae wants to do is run around with her friends, break stuff and hang on to a life of aggressive aimlessness. She dropped out of college and returned home to her crumbling old mining town to do just that, but she's finding that nothing is the same anymore. The old town seems different. Her old friends have grown in their own directions. Mae herself is undergoing some sudden and unexplained changes, giving her mysterious abilities that grant her access to a side of town she never knew existed.

The world is changing, things are ending, and the future is uncertain. Up behind the park at the edge of town, back in the trees by the old mine- there's something in the woods. And it could mean no future at all.

Night In The Woods comes from a deep place for us. That point where you sense things are changing and it's time to move on but you just don't know how. Knowing that everything will end someday, and wondering how well we'll be able to meet it when it happens. How long we'll be able to hold on, and when we should let go. When to accept and when to fight.

art and story direction is by the fabulous Scott Benson, who you may know from But I'm a Nice Guy (coding and game design appear to be a collaboration between this and this(gravity hook is OK))

also deepwater horizon oil spill never forget

also final fukushima reactor never forget

also benny hill never forget

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Fucked Up Justin Bibber Reveals His Fucked Up Eyes What Is He Wants With Earth

i'm curious because nobody else likes my favorite one and they always act like I'm crazy
but I like my favorite one it's really good! i'm not gonna tell you which one it is because I don't want to sway anybody's opinion

do this for me and I shall make thee kings

do you even believe this shit? man alive.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/80534516/eskimo-bob-series-reboot

lol

Clock Crew I better see at least 100bux coming from our direction
I will personally be at least hitting the $25 hat tier within the week
we owe Bob much

nt

hahaha
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 no for real tho b/c I really liked Summer Wars and I had a single mom so this shit looks touchin

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BITCH WHERE MY BACON lol

super rare! del33ted appleclock movie!! @@@too hot for newgrounds@@@@

leskoooo.swf
this one is mine! we were gonna do a collab but then we didn't

http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/kavorkianscarf.swf
this is funny yo! wtfnoob hacked iwp's account and uploaded this and ppl were like damn lol

http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/angrybreadandnekopan.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/ladidb.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/strawberrydodge.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/cookies.swf
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http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/mudderfawker.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/supergirl.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/Jupus.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/ddrclocks.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/csmokes.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/lincolnfrog.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/sig_twilight.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/macsig_gear.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/justiceleague.swf

i didnt make most of these. but maybe I did make some/?? it is important to credit your sources

heres some i definitely made:
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/slurpeestrawtwirl.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/ChancellorBanana.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/protoncannon.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/clockdayoutbreakcharacters.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/worstmovieever.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/greenlantern.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/repent.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/sitcom.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/mini.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/slurpeeTheFlashsig.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/ChancellorBanana.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/PARTY.swf maybe???

http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/dodgerisfat.swf
I never finished this it was a rip off of jungle cock: the game except not racist or funny. dodger was fat lol you had to have been there

heres some old things drunkmagaikoopa would probably be mad that im posting:
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/shineget.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/supershine.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/bestmario1.swf
http://files.myfrogbag.com/8xu8snn0tggygnz/bestmario2.swf

Losperman
Zombie Lincoln
Pop Tart
Flounderman
Radiotube

I wanna see it again

http://www.farahpahlavi.org/shahswf.html

ingerless gloves and a flame shirt

when has white hair ever been cool? never. it has never been cool. it has always been lame. dante is raiden.

the only reason to change your combat style isn't enemy variance (there is one enemy and it is a dumb puppet. don't try to act like there is anything in the game other than that shitty puppet enemy that they copy and pasted a billiob times) it's the game pretending to judge whether what you're doing is "cool" or not when really there's just a handful of prescribed "cool" things that you can do. the game has absolutely no business judging what is cool. the game is shitty, looks like shit, plays like shit, is shit. crazy taxi was a better judge of coolness. animal crossing was a better judge of coolness. it was just a stupid gimmick to trick fucker idiots into avoiding the optimal combat strategy. strip it away and it's exactly like any other third person hack n slash with mediocre balance and bullshit anime physics. if you fell for it congratulations you suck ass and do not deserve fun videogames.

red velvet trenchcoat & pants+knee high leather boots? yeah that sure is what you wear to the finnish strip club if you want to fuck a dude/fuck a gay vampire bro while looking like a stupid fuck you goddamn uncool idiot lamer. dante is an asshole if he existed nobody would like him or care about him b/c he is obviously garbage.

i haven't played the new game but it probably isnt good or cool either. thanks, peace

http://secretlifeofpronouns.com/exercise/TATintro/

QuoteLook at the picture. Your task is to write a complete story about the picture you see above. This should be an imaginative story with a beginning, middle, and an end. Try to portray who the people might be, what they are feeling, thinking, and wishing. Try to tell what led to the situation depicted in the picture and how everything will turn out in the end.

Be sure and examine the picture for several seconds before clicking the button below. Once you push the button, you will have 10 minutes to write whatever story comes into your mind. You should write continuously the entire 10 minutes. If you need more than 10 minutes, feel free to continue writing until you are finished.

Sandra lifted her chemistry instrument and dropped a dollop of something or another into a vial. There was some wicked crazy science going on and she was damn sure at the center of it. She peered thoughtfully at the vial. Other people, less science-oriented, may have thought this was a complicated business, and they'd be right. This was a mad hurricane of complex, obtuse science, not for the layman and certainly not for the laywoman. But Sandra is a science machine. She was the calm eye at the center of this whirlwind of crazy-go-nuts science disasterdanger and she had a science boner that just wouldn't quit. She was just about to attempt something insane that a lesser scientist would never even dream of, when she heard a nasty hacking cough from her left side. Ugh. Gertrude.

"I'm like way super busy right now Gertrude."

Gertrude ignored her, as usual.

"Where'd you get the vial, Sandy? I thought you were a beaker kind of girl."

Sandra hated being called Sandy and she hated Gertrude.

"I freaking got it from the storeroom, GERTIE, you freaking know that jeeze. That's where we get all of our stuff!"

Gertrude started to say something but Sandra was having none of it, "And I'm using a vial because I'm a scientist and a worker needs the right tool for the job! If I could use a beaker I would, OBVIOUSLY."

Gertrude looked down and tapped herself on the nose. She'd made a fool of herself with her line  of unscientific inquiry and she was utterly chagrined. She tried to change the subject.

"So are you going to the symposium this Sunday? Robert said he wanted to go with you."

Sandra rolled her eyes. Robert had been hitting on her ever since she saved him from the science bullies, Tom and Cossette.

"The symposium only invited me because they want my encyclopedic knowledge of all science known to man."

"Oh," Gertrude said, dejected.

"Except rap and country," added Sandra.

Gertrude had long suspected Sandra had a gaping lack of knowledge for strict beats and mad rhymes, but was surprised to hear the weakness so aptly spoken.

"Well, if you're not going, do you mind if I ask Robert to go with me?"

Sandra put down her instruments, frustrated and knowing she wasn't going to get any work done until she got rid of wretched, vile Gertrude.

"I didn't say I wasn't going, Gurt, gee whiz! If Robert wants to go with me I'll go to make him happy and that's none of your freaking business! Now would you PLEASE let me finish sciencing? I've almost developed a new way to do it better."

Gertrude broke her gaze and stared at the ground.

"I didn't mean to upset you, Sandy. The truth is... the truth is I like you!"

Sandra turned around in surprise. Her anger flushed away at the sight of the pitiable, frail lower scientist in front of her.

"Hey..." she said gently, walking up to her. Softly putting her hands on Gertrude's cheeks, she lifted her face.

"S... Sandy?" Gertrude said, as she was pulled into a gentle kiss.

The high scientornos would never approve. A great scientist like Sandra was never supposed to get involved romantically with scum like Gertrude. But they knew that had to be together. Making swiftly for their science boats, the two lovers, armed with chainsaws, sped across Scientist Lake to an unknown future. The end.

man that's a cool noise
are there other songs with that cool noise

fuck you shut up FUCK YOU

lol
but no yeah sorry that was reckless and I don't think I ever apologized

I was messing with the anime kids obv. and I'm still glad I did that obv. BUT I'm sure there was some collateral damage on people who were just curious
and I was an admin at the time and therefore something of a community leader and I should not have been discouraging curiosity
and I probably almost never should be getting fellow clocks in trouble with the FBI and I'm glad that doesn't seem to have happened
even though that also would be pretty funny