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#17424
Comedy Goldmine / ITT: poems about ants
December 29, 2005, 08:30:19 PM
Carrying a message across my floor,
Off the carpet, out the door,
O scout ant, with your head held high,
Off to tell your friends about my chicken thighs,
fuck you.
Off the carpet, out the door,
O scout ant, with your head held high,
Off to tell your friends about my chicken thighs,
fuck you.
#17425
Comedy Goldmine / Christina Ricci has a big head
December 22, 2005, 02:09:28 PM
Biiiig head BIGGG HEAD!!
#17427
Flash & Flash Accessories / "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
December 18, 2005, 12:30:09 AMQuote from: TreeClockSylvester K .flaOh god.
We gotta start animating these.
And once we have 50 we submit them.
#17428
Flash & Flash Accessories / "The Adventures of Sylvester K" story thread
December 18, 2005, 12:11:14 AM
Sylvester K becomes an undercover cop
me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Are you looking for a good time big boy?
me: I might be.
me: I'm a bit tired, as I just got off from work.
me: How much would it run me?
Sylvester K: Are you a white male above the legal age of consent?
me: That's correct.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the potential federal crimes involved in this transaction.
Sylvester K: I understand you're a bit tired, because you've just got off from work, and you're not suffering from any other ailments.
Sylvester K: Is this correct?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: Would you like to proceed with the transaction?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: You are under arrest for soliciting a prostitute. Lay on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
me: Whoa. Okay.
me: Are you going to read me my rights?
Sylvester K: Thank you for being alive.
me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Are you looking for a good time big boy?
me: I might be.
me: I'm a bit tired, as I just got off from work.
me: How much would it run me?
Sylvester K: Are you a white male above the legal age of consent?
me: That's correct.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the potential federal crimes involved in this transaction.
Sylvester K: I understand you're a bit tired, because you've just got off from work, and you're not suffering from any other ailments.
Sylvester K: Is this correct?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: Would you like to proceed with the transaction?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: You are under arrest for soliciting a prostitute. Lay on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
me: Whoa. Okay.
me: Are you going to read me my rights?
Sylvester K: Thank you for being alive.
#17429
Comedy Goldmine / Sticky: How do you make a sticky thread?
November 30, 2005, 01:08:09 AM
oh WAIT
ahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahaha
#17430
Comedy Goldmine / Sticky: How do you make a sticky thread?
November 30, 2005, 01:07:51 AM
Use your mod powers.
#17431
Comedy Goldmine / If you sticky this...
November 30, 2005, 01:05:47 AM
you're trying to tempt me into stickying this.
well FUCK YOU.
well FUCK YOU.
#17432
Mrs. McGruder's House / newgrounds.com
November 29, 2005, 12:51:34 PMQuoteTom Fulp's character "Pico" was fucked in a short cock fucked "Pico's fucked" fucked by cock Mindchamber.That doesn't even attempt to make sense.
#17433
Comedy Goldmine / lol u guys are so nerd
November 16, 2005, 01:15:01 AM
Up yours, ChickenLeg.
#17437
Comedy Goldmine / lol u guys are so nerd
November 15, 2005, 10:30:30 PM
NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE CATCHPHRASES FUCK YOU
#17439
Comedy Goldmine / !!!SPrte me clocko!!!
November 06, 2005, 01:28:13 AMQuote from: VCRClockOh, and by the way.Thread has reached critical mass.emoticon(make)!
Edit Crap. I removed too much almost-white. You get the idea, though. >_<
