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#17441
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 23, 2006, 12:00:20 AM
Quote from: slurpeehow can you be so dumb to think that way what is wrong with you
don't yell at him
#17442
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:58:41 PM
Quote from: VCRClocknuh uh
how can you be so dumb to think that way what is wrong with you
#17443
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: VCRClockit appears you are having a hard time agreeing with yourself
lies perpetrated by the african slave trade
#17444
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:54:15 PM
proof:

[{(god+god-god)*god}/god]-god=0
#17445
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:52:10 PM
Quote from: TurtleSoupstatement
that doesn't make any sense. you must be stupid.
#17446
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:51:17 PM
Quote from: slurpeeno u
nu uh
#17447
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:51:03 PM
Quote from: slurpeeThen you are lost.
no u
#17448
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:50:48 PM
Quote from: slurpeeI can't agree with that
Then you are lost.
#17449
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:50:17 PM
Quote from: slurpeeno no no
see


god = nuh
I can't agree with that
#17450
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:49:58 PM
Quote from: slurpeeya huh
no no no
see


god = nuh
#17451
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:49:35 PM
Quote from: slurpeenuh uh
ya huh
#17452
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: slurpeegod
nuh uh
#17453
Comedy Goldmine / god
March 22, 2006, 11:49:16 PM
god
#17454
Comedy Goldmine / ITT: poems about ants
December 29, 2005, 08:30:19 PM
Carrying a message across my floor,
Off the carpet, out the door,
O scout ant, with your head held high,
Off to tell your friends about my chicken thighs,
fuck you.
#17455
Comedy Goldmine / Christina Ricci has a big head
December 22, 2005, 02:09:28 PM
Biiiig head BIGGG HEAD!!
#17456
Comedy Goldmine / Shenanigans.
December 21, 2005, 02:51:52 AM
You forgot
#17457
Quote from: TreeClockSylvester K .fla

Oh god.
We gotta start animating these.
And once we have 50 we submit them.
#17458
Sylvester K becomes an undercover cop

me: Hello?
Sylvester K: Are you looking for a good time big boy?
me: I might be.
me: I'm a bit tired, as I just got off from work.
me: How much would it run me?
Sylvester K: Are you a white male above the legal age of consent?
me: That's correct.
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the potential federal crimes involved in this transaction.
Sylvester K: I understand you're a bit tired, because you've just got off from work, and you're not suffering from any other ailments.
Sylvester K: Is this correct?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: Would you like to proceed with the transaction?
me: Yes.
Sylvester K: You are under arrest for soliciting a prostitute. Lay on the ground and put your hands behind your head.
me:  Whoa. Okay.
me: Are you going to read me my rights?
Sylvester K: Thank you for being alive.
#17459
oh WAIT


ahahahahahahaha
#17460
Use your mod powers.