holy shit dude

til asbestos is chemically inert and the reason it's carcinogenic is that the molecule is shaped like a cluster of tiny needles that stabs things on a molecular level. wtf

in the u.k., italy is shaped like a welly

lol

you will have to fight a snake but you don't know what kind it will be beforehand, you just know it will be a snake. could be a little garter snake, could be a cobra, could be an anaconda, it will be in an oval-shaped arena approximately the size of a basketball court surrounded by plain, unadorned walls, the floor like a tennis court. you will get a weapon capable of safely defeating the snake but you don't know if you'll know how to use it- it could be a machete, could one of those hooks professional snake handlers use and a bucket, could be a Mulan cannon, could be an f-22 fighter jet, you don't know. you ask your best friend for advice, but he's in a bathhouse full of beautiful women and refuses to leave. he listens carefully to your predicament. he makes an ambivalent motion with his head and shoulders that for some reason you associate with elderly jewish men and waves his wrist. you're not sure what he means by this. "good news!" he announces, "all of you will be leaving here pregnant." the women cheer.

Quote from: RobClock on April 04, 2026, 08:20:55 PMthe old one is from 2022 so it kinda sucks

that means you're getting better so fast that compared to now the you of four years ago sucks

update: youtube has decided I like amateur japanese roboticist youtube and it might be right??

update: this is the most popular video on the creator's channel (>50k views)

mysterious video yout gave me
I dunno what it is but I want to play with it

it looks good

you should probably work on getting that demo reel together though

Resident Evil 4 (2005)

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 30, 2026, 07:36:27 AMstarring upstate new york

really? well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard the phrase "cat bus"

my neighbor toronto

did I already tell that story?

it was a while ago

I was just thinking about it for some reason

my buddy Keith started singing the As Told By Ginger theme song and I completely misread it
he said "some-"
and I said "-BOdy once told me"
and he said "-one once told me"
and we both laughed

and at the same time I sang "the world is gonna roll me"
and he sang "the grass is much greener"

and I sang "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
and at the same time he sang "on the other side"

and I sang "she was lookin' kinda dumb"
at the same time he sang "well I paid a visit"

and he sang "and it's possible I missed it"
and I sang "with her finger and her thumb"

and I sang "in the shape of an L on her forehead"
at the same time he sang "it seemed different yet exactly the same, hey-ey-eyyyyyyyyy~"
and I said "-now, you're an all star,"
and we both laughed again

and he said "that was stupid" and I agreed
then he said "they were different but exactly the same" and we laughed again

I just learned the actual premise of The Melencholy of Haruhi Samosas, and now I'm mad at everybody who was posting about it 20 years ago

it's about an alien, a time traveler, and an illuminati psychic who all join a school club for seeking out the paranormal, because the girl who founded the club is an omnipotent god who's unaware of her status, and they're all working to undermine the discovery of their respective groups

what the fuck

what

that sounds sick as hell

why was the only thing anybody talked about that horribly embarassing dance
god damn it




I mean, probably because the show is not what I'm picturing in my head right now and despite the insane premise is still exactly what it seems like on the surface, right? but still

I should write down what I'm imagining right now so I don't forget when somebody inevitably tells me what the show is actually like or if I accidentally watch it
y'know in case I ever want to rip it off

"not sold in stores"
"call toll free"
"send check or money order to"
"sorry no cash or c.o.d."
"please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery"

gibberish

I have to read chapters of this book, Immigrant America: A Portrait, for this sociology class, and it's actually good and interesting and I'm learning a lot that I didn't know that I didn't know, so I'm just posting to say it's a good read I guess, if you feel underinformed about the sociology of immigration (like, what actually causes it  and results from it, instead of just what people just kind of assume would make sense and what politicians feel like they can say about it), or if you're into the whole umberto eco "own more books than you've read as a reminder of how little you know" type pf personal library building, it'd be a great addition for that also

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 20, 2026, 11:04:32 AMwait, how

picture of Mr. T and Vin Diesel seated together at a table, their hands calmly folded in front of them, neutral expressions on their faces

we'd fire no guns, shed no teeeeeeeeeaaaaaars
now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
the last of Barrett's privateers