genius in one end, poop out the other

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http://splattersocom.newgrounds.com/news/post/302474
http://fleek.newgrounds.com/news/post/302296

could someone tell me how stuff like this is meant to be funny?

wtf how did this get daily 1st?

Quote from: RocketFetus;1562036I would show you a video.. but since I don't I'll painfully describe it. I first start out by stretching my fingers and making my hand relaxed. Then without touching the tablet  I let my hand draw circles in the air.

Once I feel I have a good circle motion, I slowly put my pen down on the tablet and watch a reallly nice circle appear.

Seriously that is what I do learned it from this guy on TV a loooong time ago.

this is how i jack off

Quote from: CadillacClock;1566448The English language is... [sarcasm removed] based off of previously existing languages.

That's what makes it good, I think.

http://retinend.deviantart.com/art/Birdskull-and-Blossom-2009-120448038

I think it would be a good name for an album.

Quote from: SirClock;1566359Actually I really do feel its obligatory.
I wasn't talking about the vocabulary, I was talking about the sound of the language. And thats really what this thread is entirely about, so great point!

Honestly, it may seem handy that we have the greatest vocabulary, but considering how incredibly limited everyone's vocabulary is, it can only be so helpful. The English language isn't expanding vocabulary-wise as fast as its shrinking. Language only goes as far as its limitations, and while it is very nice that we're quickly creating a universal language, this will not solve the problems of the limitations of vocabulary itself.

So you think it sounds 'dumb'. I still find that offensive, but whatever - personal preference and that. I personally think our language is not as fluid as French, but less clunky than German or Russian. Calling a whole language 'dumb' is weird, though.

I find your worry over vocabulary a bit exaggerated. Words die out, but that's because they're no longer useful - but the word doesn't 'die', anyway - it would still be used in reference to the era it was used, or it might be revived. The dictionary doesn't toss out old words - it keeps adding; 25,000 a year, in fact. We aren't going to lose so many words that we can't express ourselves, and having a large vocabulary is something which is valued in intellectual circles - that's not going to change, either.

QuoteThis entire point becomes void too, when we realize that in many other languages a single word can carry numerous definitions.

...and this isn't the case in English? Think of the word 'set'.

Quote from: SirClock;1566328English is a big dumb language. Thats why its taking over the world.

It actually isn't 'dumb' at all. English has the largest vocabulary of any language in the world by far (having double the number of the second; Russian). We have absurd numbers of synonyms which help create a language perfect for poetic expression and subtle ambiguity, but thanks for the obligatory cynicism.

Quote from: PirateClock;1566347The stereotype for a British tourist is usually a really white, ginger, dumb, drunk guy that ruins everything and takes no effort what so all to communicate with the locals in a way they understand. But i've never seen a sketch or anything portraying a British tourist trying to speak another language.. probabbly because they never do.

haha

Quote from: GodClock;1566327hmm, that is interesting, I wonder if theyre doing what we do to spanish, like speak words and then add an -o at the end to make it spanish. Would they speak in an english accent? do people who don't know english make fun of us like this? INTERESTING

FURTHERMORE

what distinguishes english from other languages? as far as i know, we don't have any sounds that occur a lot in the language like -ein or the others crust mentioned

Apparently the stereotypical features are the long "aaah" (British, not American), generally longer vowel sounds and the "-ly" sound at the end of adverbs.

I'd like hear a non-english speaker doing an impression of an English tourist - i.e. speaking their language, but in a very stilted, British accent. 'The French Tourist' is one of the more popular xenophobic stock characters over here.

Quote from: PirateClock;1566308Euhm im fairly sure English is one of the easiest languages to learn.

what i mean is: is it harder to make up plausable english words? when an english person does a nonsense french voice he ends everything in "-et" and throws in a few "a la"s and "oui"s. For a german accent throw in few "-stein"s, "sh" and "ss" sounds, "-hausen" etc etc.

I'm presuming this isn't this case, and its just because I'm so used to the english accent that I can see the flaws in those video examples. adding random "stein"s and other phonetic stereotypes would be just as unconvincing to a german.

here's a question for you:

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he doesn't do a Dutch accent, unfortunately, but do the other accents (which you are more familiar with than me) sound stupid and inaccurate? cos to me they sound very convincing.

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I thought this was interesting. It really is like not being able to understand your own language.

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this one is just shite/ probably the equivalent of shitty french accents which pass for convincing in British sitcoms

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this is shit as well. interesting how they're cracking up, thinking it's very authentic.

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hmm... better but still not much good to my ears.

conclusion? either the phonetics of the english language are harder to approximate than the more distinct european accents... or they're not more distinct at all, and what sounds convincing to you would sound unrecognisable to johnny foreigner.

Quote from: Doc Martin;1565042Well, pretty much every chick I've ever known who had a sister, either fucked the sister's boyfriend, or were cheated on with their sister.

I knew one chick that stole her sister's vibrator even.

thats not incest yo

incest is okay if between female identical twins

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1565003i exclusively watch/listen/read anything from the 60s. anything from any other decade can fuck off!!!!

it's called a preference

Quote from: Insane Cultist #C;1559486You: Hey are you black?
Stranger: Yo dawg
You: Damnit.

You have disconnected.

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You: Hey, you're not black are you?
Stranger: no
You: Okay, good.
You: Whats up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hey, you're not black are you?
Stranger: i am
You: Eww
Stranger: are you black?
You: NO! I'm a person
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: HELLO!
You: Hey, you're not black are you?
Stranger: NO IM NOT
Stranger: ARE YOU?
You: Okay good
You: And no
Stranger: WHY?
You: Because I'm a good person, that's why
Stranger: YOU HATE BLACK PPL OR SUMTHING?
Stranger: RACIST FUCK?
You: No I hate blacks, not people
You: You know, Negros
You: They're black, therefore they are not people
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
You: I'm from Nevada
Stranger: I SEE
Stranger: USA
You: Well I was not born here
Stranger: WELL YOUR PRESIDENT IS BLASK
You: I was born in Yorkshire
Stranger: *BLACK
You: Yeah i know
You: It sucks
Stranger: NO IT DOESNT
You: I fucking hate it. i want our president to be a person
You: Not an animal
Stranger: YOU'RE A MORON
You: At least I'm not black
Stranger: WELL YEAH
Stranger: I HAVE A BLACK CHILD
Stranger: AND MY HUSBAND IS BLACK
You: Eww, gross. Why did you shit that thing out?
Stranger: FOR FUN
You: Eww, you let it touch you?!
You: So nasty!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: EVERY DAY
You: You are fucking sick.
You: You are sick and a bad person.
Stranger: NO I DONT REALLY HAVE A CHILD
Stranger: SINCE IM ONLY 17
You: If you were black you'd have a child
You: Or two
Stranger: MY WHITE FRIEND HAS A CHILD
You: is it black?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT ISNT
You: Okay good.
Stranger: BUT MY HALFBLACK DOESNT
You: And the half black is even worse than a real black
You: That is so sick
Stranger: WHY
You: Who is black, their mom or their dad?
Stranger: THEIR DAD
You: Her mom basically raped an animal and created an ungodly spawn doomed to hell
Stranger: YOU MUT BE KIDDING
You: Nope I'm very serious.
Stranger: YOU LIVE IN 21ST CENTURY
You: I know, you think by now we'd be rid of them
Stranger: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
You: I have a brain
You: And I know the truth
Stranger: YOU JUST PROVED THAT USA IS STILL FILLED WITH FUCKIN REDNECK RACIST MOTHERFUCKERS
You: I'm not American
Stranger: OH
You: I just live here
Stranger: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
You: Yorkshire England
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: YOU STILL DISGUST ME
You: At least I'm not a black animal
Stranger: IM BLACK
You: Yuck
You: You shit.
You have disconnected.

This is incredible. Bravo sir.

"Stranger: are you black?
You: NO! I'm a person"

Quote from: HazardClock;1559602you don't need to be fucking Hanna Montana to be able to sing

[joke about fucking Miley Cyrus]

A camel is a horse by committee

the horns should go from thick to thin

lol. you anthro anime fuck.