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#41
Comedy Goldmine / A HeavyMetal Anecdote
September 25, 2006, 10:01:56 AM
Quote from: Poltergeist ClockLets make a heavy metal collab!

Yeah! we can make it a flash holiday!!!! with awards and everything.

This really reminds me of the time someone said they were going to kill themselves over losing a bunch of stuff in RUNESCAPE.

From then on we always call him "Ghost"
#42
Comedy Goldmine / A HeavyMetal Anecdote
September 25, 2006, 09:57:19 AM
We need to make a musical about this. It will be GOLD.

Oh, and He says "Stop Making fun ofyme"

Ofyme? What that`?
#43
Comedy Goldmine / Look im a hawt chick!
September 23, 2006, 11:02:54 AM
Silver Shamrock jap scat :D

Don't forget furries, they give the internets a bad name too.

OMG IDEA: Say your really into Furries.
#44
Comedy Goldmine / Look im a hawt chick!
September 22, 2006, 09:34:30 AM
Quote from: PirateClock

this is supposed to be me btw.

Woo woo Cutie ;)
#45
Comedy Goldmine / Look im a hawt chick!
September 22, 2006, 04:14:28 AM
Oh god. Thats funny!!!!!
#46
Comedy Goldmine / So my friend got a restraining order.
September 22, 2006, 12:43:14 AM
Haha, you wouldnt get much sweet love out of an Asian Guy...(You ever wonder why they are never in any porn?)

College sounds fun.
#47
Comedy Goldmine / wipeing yo ass
September 20, 2006, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: SlurpeeI think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.

The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.

Who jams TP into the butt? Gotta use one hand to spread and one to wipe :D
#48
Comedy Goldmine / wipeing yo ass
September 19, 2006, 12:56:43 PM
Splashing? How would that happen? Wtf?

This thread makes me laugh.
#49
Comedy Goldmine / honk honk
September 18, 2006, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: PistolI don't think it's priceless at all. Dwarfinators is good because it means I don't have to read the same joke again.

Dwarfies makes fun of black people :(
#50
Comedy Goldmine / honk honk
September 18, 2006, 04:21:44 PM
That pic is sooo old, but still priceless.
#51
Is it just me, or do clocks take really bad self pictures?  :sherlock:
#52


Me with my ClockDay shirt on. :D
#53


heh. Me, like a year ago or so. Ill post another once I get my pics onto this computer.
#55
Comedy Goldmine / The Holocaust never Happened!
September 09, 2006, 06:40:43 AM
Hitler was a smart guy. Drugs are bad.
#56
Comedy Goldmine / We really need a rectum forum
September 07, 2006, 03:48:46 PM
Not a rectum forum....a POO Fetish forum.

with pubemuppit.
#57
Comedy Goldmine / We really need a rectum forum
September 07, 2006, 03:28:16 PM
This thread already smells of LOSE.
#58
Comedy Goldmine / ATTENTION!
September 07, 2006, 01:40:56 PM
That picture is WIN. Cockdiesel, and so on.
#60
General Discussion / Hey Guys!
August 30, 2006, 12:04:28 PM
Quote from: Tits n Grits ClockShut the fuck up, faggot. This guy is awesome!

ehh, dont be flaming ;)

Fifen all of my flashes, babe.