what about Homer Simpclock?

One more thing I would like to say is that if elected, I plan to make [yourname][/yourname] my right hand, my brother in arms, my Vice Mayor.

Greetings fellow clocks,

I would like to announce my candidacy for mayor because - with all due respect to my fellow colleagues - I know myself better than anyone else, and I am the most trustable person I know. Let's face it, I'm doing everybody a favor by running for mayor.

But you already know that I am a straight forward, nice guy who's always available for a heart to heart conversation, so let's move on to the more important matters here - what I will do for you and our community.

I promise the blind to see and the lame to walk, terrorism to be completely phased out by 2016, three wishes to come true for every household, free trips to the moon for pensioners in a magic rocket, no more speed cameras, misery to be phased out and replaced by happiness, free university education, great sex for everyone - even when married, a hundred policemen to solve every crime, special robots to cure cancers - made out of gold, post to be delivered on time, all wars everywhere to end, teleporting device in every house, trains that always turn up and arrive on time, eternal life, river water to be replaced by beer, affordable housing and my most important project - Clockcrew Movie Night

I will team up with DWARFINATORClock and Homer Simpclock and make CC Movie Night a reality. Clocks will be able to submit suggestions and a weekly showcast of the top suggestion will be made where clocks will be able to come together for a movie night.


I don't know what else I can say but vote for l1fty.

Oh and I will stop Kony.

april fools lol

get your dog to a vet

seriously

this is no laughing matter

dogs kick ass

statistically there is no point in buying more than one ticket

but good luck

second post in this thread to prove i still believe we can make this happen

i'll show you my posts if you show me yours

Oh shiiit it's moshrun

good to have you back

we clicked the lower right one because we felt that one would be the most useful

Holy hell why had nobody told me about this man earlier? What a fantastic director.

Discuss.

Quote from: PatriotClock;1900414Tebow to the Jets for a 4th round pick


Like half of the Saints coaches suspended for the season. Lmao

Saints coach Sean Payton has been suspended for one year, former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams was suspended indefinitely, general manager Mickey Loomis was suspended for the first eight regular-season games, the team was fined $500,000 and lost two second-round draft picks (one in 2012 and '13)

oh fuck

lol

tim tebow to the jets ha ha ha oh god what is going on

i sent him an email a while ago and he mailed me back

then i sent him another email

hasn't emailed me back yet

oh shiiiit manning signs with the broncos



where's tebow going? or staying?

green bay packers lose their best, franchise record-breaking QB to the seahawks

also the bills signed Mario Williams ha haaaa great signing

also when the hell did alex smith become a free agent?!

but we mostly care about peyton manning really right

titans? 49ers?

this is a kinda neat off season

only real men acknowledge pinks existance

I'm pretty sure there are some real artists in the ClockCrew, so I was just wondering how many Clocks are actively pursuing a career in an artistic direction?

I guess the most obvious would be animation, but painting, directing, acting, music.. pretty much anything artistic count too