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So I read this book a bit ago.

Holy crap I loved every bit of it. The unique narrative, the weird antics, the basic concept of the Catch-22 bureaucratic failsafe.

this dude is gonna go places

most exciting thing in hip hop

what do y'all think of his latest mixtape

http://www.livemixtapes.com/download/16042/big_krit_4eva_n_a_day.html

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choppy grammar aside, this vid makes the most sense to me. The only thing wrong with it is that I'm pretty sure shepard is still on earth and not on the citadel.

that would actually make it a kinda good ending

so currently in the season we have some big things happening

the rams just traded their 2nd pick to the redskins who are looking for a franchise quarterback (ie Robert Griffin III)

peyton getting released by the colts so they're fully committed to drafting luck

where's peyton going?

ending spoilers:

wow that was lame

im totally down for this

best:
passing judgement day on clockcrew.co.uk when i just signed up it meant a lot to me
clockday
chatting with jamesclock
drama on the clockcrew forums
that morgan freeman adventures thread of munglai

worst:
the irrational hate people give me and i have no idea where it comes from

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albinoclock
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scsp
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in no order and probably forgetting a couple

oh my god

the new design is terrible on all levels

this is middle school quality

the previous design was perfect how can tom think this was a good idea

the patriots lost

i was going to say he might have a case under the intellectual property law but i guess that doesn't apply to him

its a joke folks lighten up

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Jesus christ I didn't even finish the first eight minutes. These gay losers speak only in their backward irish gingerspeak, I just felt uneasy watching this crap. Cutting my dick with a swithblade seems more appealing to me.

really? i enjoyed the hell out of that movie


Judgment at Nuremberg - 9.5/10
over three hours long masterpiece dealign with the nuremberg trials post-WWII. it's a fictional case of 4 judges who acted during the nazi regime. very strong performances in this outstanding court room drama

arrietty - 7/10
not going to go down in history as the strongest of Miyaki's movies, but this animated feature about a family of "borrowers", a race of something that could best be described as tiny people who call themselves borrowers because they survive by taking away things you'll never notice - sugar cubes, pieces of string and so on. stil a fun movie and as always beautifully animated

witness for the prosecution - 8/10
this movie actually ends with a disclaimer telling the viewer not to go out and tell people the ending. that's because this court room movie about a man on trial for murder is full of plot twists and surprises

wild strawberries (Smultronstället) - 7/10
classic ingmar bergman movie about an old professor who gave his life to science to revisit his life, including the many regrets it brought him. it was good but i expected a lot more

high noon - 9/10
gary cooper plays a marshall in anytown, america in the old west. a psychopath he once sentenced to jail has gotten released and is out for revenge, coming back to their little town on the noon train and the marshall feels he must face the man and his gang to finally end things. great film.

touch of evil - 10/10
touch of evil is a testament to the film noir genre. in this originally box office bust of  broads, liquor and corruption tale orson welles and charlton heston play almost opposite characters as the plot thickens and the movie reaches a sensational climax. orson welles directs some sensational scenes like the film opening with a tracking shot of over 3 minutes long and constantly keeps the viewer interested with his camera wizardry

lets examine some bets with the super bowl being really close


What Will The Color Of Gatorade Be During The Gatorade Bath?

    Clear/Water -- 3/2
    Orange -- 5/2
    Yellow -- 5/2
    Red -- 13/2
    Green -- 15/2
    Blue -- 10/1

Will Madonna Wear A Hat At Any Point During The Halftime Show?

    Yes (-120)
    No (-120)


What Will The Result Of The First Challenge Be?

    Play overturned (-115)
    Play stands (-115)


How Many Times Will Peyton Manning Be Shown On Television During The Game?

    Four times or more (-130)
    Three times or less (-110)



Any takers?

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you'd be surprised how many closet basketball watchers there are

well my personal favorites

-the descendants: drama/comedy starring george clooney as hawaii landlord whose wife gets into a coma following a boating accident and he has to deal with his two daughters all by himself.
- moneyball: fun movie. brad pitt tries to win the baseball world series with a small budget by employing some guy that made a program that analyzes all statistics. it's based on the real life story as brad pitt's character tries to beat budgets by cracking numbers
-warrior: one of two sons of a former boxer returns home from the war and wants to be trained by him for some big upcoming MMA tournament. pretty good fighting movie with a few original spins
-drive: ryan gosling plays the driver, stunt driver by day, getaway driver for hire by night.
very unique stylish movie
-the artist: special in the sense that it's a homage silent movie to the old days. pretty original and well executed. it's about a famous silent movies actor and an upcoming actress on the brink of the breakthrough of talkies
-midnight in paris: owen wilson is a hollywood writer who wants to create his first novel but is suffering from writer's block. him and his wife move to paris where owen wilson is all in love with the city
-rundskop: youve probably nevver heard of this one because it's belgian, but i saw it in theaters and it's amazing. matthias schoenaerts (lead actor) gained 27kg in muscles in a year to portray a beast of a man in the hormone maffia

the nominations are in.

what are your thoughts? what movies and actors shouldn't have been nominated (jonah hill? for real?), movies and actors that you feel were shunned and who you expect to be taking the oscar home


Best picture:

• The Artist (2011): Thomas Langmann
• The Descendants (2011): Jim Burke, Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor
• Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011): Scott Rudin
• The Help (2011): Brunson Green, Chris Columbus, Michael Barnathan
• Hugo (2011/II): Graham King, Martin Scorsese
• Midnight in Paris (2011): Letty Aronson, Stephen Tenenbaum
• Moneyball (2011): Michael De Luca, Rachael Horovitz, Brad Pitt
• The Tree of Life (2011): Nominees to be determined
• War Horse (2011): Steven Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy

best director

• Woody Allen for Midnight in Paris (2011)
• Michel Hazanavicius for The Artist (2011)
• Terrence Malick for The Tree of Life (2011)
• Alexander Payne for The Descendants (2011)
• Martin Scorsese for Hugo (2011/II)

best lead actor

• Demián Bichir for A Better Life (2011)
• George Clooney for The Descendants (2011)
• Jean Dujardin for The Artist (2011)
• Gary Oldman for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
• Brad Pitt for Moneyball (2011)

best lead actress

• Glenn Close for Albert Nobbs (2011)
• Viola Davis for The Help (2011)
• Rooney Mara for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
• Meryl Streep for The Iron Lady (2011)
• Michelle Williams for My Week with Marilyn (2011)

best supporting actor

• Kenneth Branagh for My Week with Marilyn (2011)
• Jonah Hill for Moneyball (2011)
• Nick Nolte for Warrior (2011)
• Christopher Plummer for Beginners (2010)
• Max von Sydow for Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2011)

best supporting actress

• Bérénice Bejo for The Artist (2011)
• Jessica Chastain for The Help (2011)
• Melissa McCarthy for Bridesmaids (2011)
• Janet McTeer for Albert Nobbs (2011)
• Octavia Spencer for The Help (2011)

best foreign language

• Rundskop (2011): Michael R. Roskam(Belgium)
• Hearat Shulayim (2011): Joseph Cedar(Israel)
• In Darkness (2011): Agnieszka Holland(Poland)
• Monsieur Lazhar (2011): Philippe Falardeau(Canada)
• Jodaeiye Nader az Simin (2011): Asghar Farhadi(Iran)

remaining categories: http://www.imdb.com/oscars/nominations/

i'm really down with this

maybe we should watch oscar nominated "bullhead"

i hear its really good