Quote from: AlbinoClockok now please hold for real

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If you say so, crazy man. Also, I must sleep.    Please carry on in the name of Shrapnel.

: :At 1/3/02 05:52 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
: At 1/3/02 05:30 AM, OrangeClock wrote:
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: you're too fast for me...
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: I have to learn flash to compete.
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Gotta keep up, gotta keep up.

Although I think I'm using up all of my creativity tonight.

At 2/6/02 11:10 PM, OrangeClock wrote:
: the canadian army will save us!

HAHAHA

Quote from: AlbinoClockhooray

That better not be sarcasm. :|

At 2/6/02 11:10 PM, OrangeClock wrote:

the canadian army will save us!

At 5/30/02 10:21 PM, bigbadron wrote:
: oh yeah, thanks for the pics hidden. i like them both.
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: IN YOUR FACE EVERYONE!!! I GOTS TWO PICS!!!

SEE!?!?!?! HAW HAW HAW!!! I AM TEH VIKTUR!!!!

At 2/19/02 04:28 AM, LeslieMonica wrote:
: At 2/19/02 04:09 AM, Tampax_Clock wrote:
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: : you never call me anymore or kiss me in the mornongs. you are so distant. ~cries~
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: I'm so sorry.....I must go now.

I thought you were kidding too!

She really is leaving!

Quote from: radio tubedidn't we try this already?

I don't know. I copied and pasted from NG's biggest topic. And I will continue to do so until my voice is heard by the Senate.

At 5/3/02 03:00 AM, OrangeClock wrote:
: : :At 5/3/02 02:57 AM, Shrapnel wrote:
: : This picture is scary.
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: So is this one.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Mr. Handcock + Prince = Comedy GOLD

Just spam this post like so and break a world record!

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The Legend of Zorro

4.5/10 - I wasn't the biggest fan of the first movie, but this one was actually worse. The plot and dramatic events were, for the most part, fine. It was the action and comedy that ruined this movie. Choreographed action and fighting scenes are ok with me. Ridiculously over-the-top action and fighting scenes that strain to be as creative and animated as possible are not. I know that most movies are not realistic, and I know that Zorro is a fictional character, but come on. The comedy, likewise, seems forced in many areas, and I got the feeling this was done to acheive a more family-friendly film. The central theme of family might have given it away too, but they hammered at that point all too well. They could just as well made this into a cartoon.

In all, it was alright. I laughed a couple of times. Catherine Zeta-Jones was hot a couple of times. And I even thought that was pretty cool a couple of times. But the cheesy action, predictable comedy, and that annoying son took too much away from it for me to like it.

Quote from: LeekClockNow you mention it, the music didn't really blow me away! There's your half point sir. Take it and get outta here!

Thank you, good day. I will see you in an hour for our afternoon tea.

Quote from: LeekClockI save a 5/5 for best movie of all time type movies. Maybe a 4.5 would have been fairer though.

Ah, I understand. That's usually why I use a 10/10 scale. The higher the number, the more specific the review. Batman Begins would, like yours, have received a 9.5/10 on mine. I loved most of it, but there could have been a more memorable score, like the first two movies. Music adds a lot to the feeling of a film, especially in relation to super heroes.

Quote from: LeekClockBatman Begins 4/5
Superb!

Indeed, I just watched it again last night on DVD. I looked all over for the two disc delux edition, which was $5 more, but with those Best Buy bucks from McDonald's I paid about the same price as the standard version. But I am curious as to what the point was taken off for in your review? I didn't see any negative feedback.

Dreamer

7/10 - It was pretty good. I'm not a huge fan of the cheesy Disney movies, though, so that may have hampered my opinion a bit. Great acting across the board, which brought it a lot farther in my eyes. The story was of a traditional breed (especially for Disney) so that took off a few points. But yeah, overall pretty good.

Quote from: StrangeClockWendigoAvoid at all costs.

I agree with this 100%. There's rarely a movie that comes along and makes me think I wasted my time and/or money, but this was one of them. I was looking for a new horror movie and saw this one for $7. A very wasted $7 that I could have bought thumb tacks to decorate my face with.

This has turned into the best god damned thread ever.

Serenity

I never even knew about the TV show this was based on when I saw the preview of it, but I leaned over to my wife and said "That looks like a some shitty TV series they made into a movie." And it turned out it is based on a cancelled TV series. I won't say shitty because I hear the Firefly fans are known to hunt down and ass rape anyone who dares defy the greatness of their show. But the movie itself was, overall, pretty unmemorable. For a scifi movie, it was alright. If it were a made-for-TV movie it would have been great. But for a Hollywood release? It wasn't that good. There's too much they crammed in there, and the previews (which make the movie out to be about this girl who has some cosmic power that can destroy the universe) are misleading. There had the occasional funny line and the space battle sequence was pretty cool, but they should have just finished filming the episodes for a DVD release instead of messing the story up in movie form.

Quote from: SatanClockteh pube has no pubes! ZOMG!

The Pubergate conspiracy begins to unfold.

Quote from: AlbinoClockAight, aight. But you ain't got no rockets, do ya?

Tha's right holmes.

Yeah, homie I got a rocket.



Shit, nigga, you know I'm playin'. This my ride, for reals.

Quote from: AlbinoClockDamn, son. I can't say I'm not diggin' the humma, but I been pickin' up some fine fuckin' ladies with my Harley and my jacket.

Now, when I'm drunk, if I try pickin' up a fat bitch, she can't keep her big ass on it! This shit is hot!

I feel you, dawg. When I ain't feel like picking up my bitches, I just hop in my Benzie and flip on tha hydro, ya heard? Check it.

Quote from: MilkshakeClockMy wheels are so big i cant even fucking get in!

Shit, dawg. Respect, respect.

Quote from: AlbinoClockFuck that quad shit, mothafucka. You gonna get a bitch to climb on back uh that? Hell no. Get some wheels, son.

Aw hells naw, nigga. You ain't even playin' that shit in this court. I can bring it olskoo and newskoo style, punk. This is how me and my Asian bitch be ridin'.