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#41
I ain't animating shit.
#42
General Discussion / My name is Kodiak
January 03, 2018, 03:07:04 AM
I had lots of sex with phantom cat clock my name is kodiak but my actual name is steve I had lots of bloody anal sex with a twink named phantom clock, he sucked my dick and rode me while I stuck my thumb in his mouth, he licked my butthole and balls then kissed me while he rocked himself on my cock, he kissed me when I came,he ducked down and licked it all up. I hope he comes back and gives me a johnny bench signature baseball signed by the big handed cracker himself.
#43
General Discussion / Re: where do you guys work?
January 02, 2018, 03:45:42 PM
I am a park technician, I've wanted to work in a park since I was in middle school so this is basically what I plan on making a career out of. It's awesome.
#44
Reception Desk / Re: So....
December 08, 2017, 09:30:20 PM
Best thread of all time.
#45
General Discussion / Re: Ladies and Gentleman
December 08, 2017, 09:23:55 PM
WHY YOU COMING HOME, AT FIVE IN THE MORN?
#46
General Discussion / Re: I NEED A DISTRIBUTOR
December 08, 2017, 09:22:54 PM
Show wade your butthole
#47
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: celebrity death thread
November 23, 2017, 02:32:32 AM
 :emo:
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#48
General Discussion / Re: Ladies and Gentleman
November 23, 2017, 02:28:19 AM
It's pretty good. There's just one thing. You FORGOT the PICKLES.
#49
My wiener made a juice
#50
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: 7000 posts
October 21, 2017, 01:31:44 AM
well you own a gravity bong.
#51
trimming armor only 3k!!!!
#52
robot rangers had the best intro sequence.
#53
went from being racist to marrying a black lady.
#54
General Discussion / Re: Dipshitcord
October 21, 2017, 01:21:37 AM
ladies and gentlemen, official retard.
#55
General Discussion / Re: History Time
October 21, 2017, 01:20:44 AM
I was a teenage douchebag trying to get in what seemed to be an inclusive club of teenage douchebags, some of them were even in their twenties.
#56
General Discussion / Re: Clock Crew RolePlay Thread
October 21, 2017, 01:19:19 AM
+2 pants
#57
General Discussion / Re: Dirty talk thread
October 21, 2017, 01:17:24 AM
I'd like to get some barbecue sauce and work you like a rib.
#58
Quote from: VCRClock on October 08, 2017, 06:02:01 PM
hey everyone

remember that time we had a new and clueless member called dolphinclock, and just to fuck with him we made him administrator and acted like we wanted him to be administrator until it stopped being funny and then we banned him or something

today's clockcrew.net is a much smaller place so let me spare you the trouble, waffleclock, and tell you it's not happening

it's ok though, being an administrator is mostly about banning people by popular demand, making sure the site doesn't break, figuring out how to stop spambots from registering, not giving a shit unless I have to and fielding members' "oh, no reason" requests to be appointed to positions of power

I don't dislike wavy gravy or think that he was a bad part of the moderation team when he was doing that

you ain't even funny.
#59
General Discussion / Re: Letters to Santa
October 21, 2017, 01:11:31 AM
santa, is it ok if I like boys that look like girls? P.s. those were the expensive name brand cookies so help me out here.
#60
I mean there was gabagool. there was six sandwiches and only five guys.