Quote from: AbsintheClock;1805573If I were a bunny I'd eat my own shit, and fuck everything that looked fuckable.

i think itd be a very smooth transition for you no offense intended i would have replied that way to anyone who said it

Listen Corpse (you will always be Corpse to me) we already reconciled with the fact that a spade is a spade alright buddy JEEZ!

Quote from: DarkMatterClock;1805513i could, but seeing as your too lazy to read though the thread and see that you have to pm me to be added to the whitelist, im not going to.

Well it's generally good practice to have related information on the first page, but since you've decided to be a cunt then I'm not sure I'd really be interested in using the server. Thanks a lot.

Does MarlinClock still post?

IS THE IRC STILL AROUND?

Hi, could someone PM me the IP? Thanks.

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1805491You actually make a pretty good point.

It's still disappointing they weren't a little more innovative, though. At least from what we can tell so far they weren't very innovative.

Well, it is a shame but I still agree with Nintendo on that point. You're playing Douk for the fun of playing Douk.

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1805489so if its like every other shooter today, what makes it a Duke game besides the obvious?

You're a big macho guy who shoots things, smokes cigars, throws out witty (in his mind) one liners and loves the ladies. This is basically the only thing that all 3 current Duke games have in common. Contrary to popular belief D3D isn't the only title in the series, and it was basically a Doom clone with it's own little features.

So with that in mind let's look at the similarities between D3D and DNF:

- D3D was made to resemble the most popular FPS at the time (DOOM) / DNF was made to resemble the most popular FPS at the time (CoD/Halo)
- D3D and DNF were both made using the most popular licensed engines at the time

So really, what besides the obvious made D3D a Duke game?

Quote from: Vuvuzela;1804941+bioshock2
+bioshock2
I had to bring it back the first time due to shitmart's shitty products being shit

I hear that Bioshock 2 is pretty weak compared to the first. I recently bought the first for $5 in a Steam sale and can't really see what all the commotion is about. I've heard that it's got fantastic atmosphere, characters and story, but the actual gameplay can't keep me interested long enough to find any of those. It just feels so unsatisfying.

Feel free to convince me, since I'd like to enjoy a game I paid (5 BUX) for.

Quote from: Munglai;1805460this thread is a total ballsack

Better than ovaries.

Quote from: Slurpee;1805410i dont

i pass on anything that could be described as "like halo, only again"
there's only one company that can sell me the same game a thousand times, and it's nintendo.

Different strokes!

Quote from: Slurpee;1805410also wait what how are you with topcatyo did he even post in this thread

I'm a betazoid. I also got him and Thor confused.

I'm with Topcatyo, but I'm still excited. I mean, many people claim to hate the whole 1 button grenade/melee, regenerating health, two weapon limit, and linearity of modern shooters, but we still play them and have fun anyway. Douk won't disappoint.

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1805370PG Tips.

Milk and sugar optional.

Milk, one sugar. Thank you.

the worst part is that people actually wear these

Quote from: Blob;1805367FREE FLOUNDERMAN!

i think there was a campaign like this the last time i was here

i forgot how that ended

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1805365I'm making tea.

Anyone else want one?

what kind

so i came back (no ego here just clarifying) and noticed that flounderman has been banned by clam/triangle for the better part of a year and a lot of the same people are still around posting

just thought i would share that not a lot seems to have changed but i love you

Quote from: clammo;1805004i find it useful to just not give a fuck what they have to say

A respectable and level-headed stance on a contentious issue.

i heard that bill dies

tl;dr war is bad

I'm glad that we could extrapolate this radical new conclusion from the extended debates in this thread.

So Europe gets one thing before North America and suddenly it occurs to you that the U.S. gets everything last?

Fuck off.