There now:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/633538

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Opening Statement:
Ken Ham cannot be trusted as all Australians are crooks and liars.

I await your rebuttal. Also: butts.

A thread for posting photos of food to jerk off to!

Here's a Salmon fillet I got at a restaurant in downtown Portland. It's got a mango salsa and some fancy ass teriyaki jizz on it.


I made this pulled pork quiche with sautéed onions and peppers, and cheese grits for breakfast when my sister came to visit the other week. I usually just put the veggies in the quiche, but my nephew was there too and he's a little punk about eating his veggies.

DRAAAAINAGE ELI, YOU BOY!!!

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Greetings Interbutts,

I was getting bored of looking at porn and remembered that there was something else I used to do online... ho yeah, Clockcrew. So I just wanted to stop in and say "Hi". Not planning on staying around though. I moved out to the Oregon countryside on an acre of land and I'm going to be a hunter/gatherer; Living of berries and whatever else I can grow or hunt to eat. If anyone wants to join my militia just leave me a PM. We need strong backs for digging out trenches and erecting a barracks.

Anyway, I love you all. Please don't kill yourselves.

Renny Pie

You guys ever get those long fleshy things that are huge and cylindrical penis looking things that are in the back of your throat? I think they called them throat penises or cocks...

Anyways, I had one saw this black thing in the back of my throat.. freaked the fuck out and got a paperclip to try and dig it out of my tonsil cavity. It comes out and it smelled like dogjizz.. so I took a picture of it and sent it to WebMD, they pointed me to Throat Cocks which is caused from being a fucking faggot.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab2_1321467934

After a long hiatus we're going to start offering the Harmony award again. For those of you who don't remember: the Harmony award goes to those Clocks who go out into the real world and do something to promote the Clockcrew in their community. The problem though, was that we set the bar pretty low last time and handed these things out like purple Kool-Aid at a Heaven's Gate cult meeting. So to get yourself one of these shiny clusters of cleverly arranged pixels you gotta meet the following criteria:

ââ,¬Â¢ Doing something creative that brings awareness to the public of the Clockcrew's existence.
ââ,¬Â¢ Take pictures of whatever you do. If you can get photos of strangers witnessing your efforts, even better.
ââ,¬Â¢ Submit the evidence in the form of a thread in the Competitions forum, with a private poll, lasting 7 days.
ââ,¬Â¢ If in 7 days you have a majority vote then it's all yours!

So what should you do? Probably the most memorable deed was when Leek made an SBC outfit and wore it in the middle of the city passing out fliers for our website. Not saying you have to go that far, but if you could take it even further then go for it!

PS. Take actions at your own risk. If you get arrested for painting a giant, red B on the side of your school gym then say "Hi" to Josh Bedn and leave us out of it.

PPS. Past achievements don't count. Don't care if you had the award before. We're starting over.

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/The-Doors-Sing-Reading-Rainbow-Theme/1368107

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/583077

Ow my freaking ears!

but my puppy is cute as hell. I've gotta post pictures:

Fight me

http://www.wimp.com/fightninja/

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I'm talking to you, [yourname][/yourname].

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/580981

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/580960

Magicfruit can't post links because he's scattered.

Also, needs a lot of 5's!

Fuck your horses.
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