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#21
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?103749-VOTE-FOR-MAYOR&highlight=mayor

its been a year so start nominating people/things/butts for mayor

ill make a poll in a few days and then we vote and stuff.

a butt is automatically nominated as a butt is the incumbent
#22
http://www.boobootv.com/2011/09/27/camron-stars-in-what-type-of-ass-is-that/

camron makin some bitch hold stuff in her buttcheeks at a walgreens

#dipset
#dipsetforever
#23
General Discussion / ALS ACID BATH CHALLENGE
September 08, 2014, 08:33:11 PM
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/645701

I challenge Absinthe Pop and Cheesesteak.
#24
Quote from: PatriotClock;1974814We should do a ptf with a Halloween or clockmas theme so we have more than 1 good collab a year. Maybe a few less parts to keep clock day the main event

I was thinking it would be horror themed or trick or treat themed or something. For this collab you can obv do whatever you want but try to keep on a general Halloween theme. Thx

ALSO I think we've had enough collabs involving time travel, whether clocks can die or not, etc etc. try to be original thxxx
 
HALLOWEEN PASS THE FLASH


RULES:

1) Keep your movie in a movie clip.
2) At the first frame of your movie add the following to the frame: _root.stop();
3) At the last frame of your movie add this: _root.play();
4) Make sure you rename all your symbols. Add your name (ex. STRAWBERRY_chair) to your symbol to keep things clean. Also put all the symbols you make in a folder with your name on it.
5) Keep your movie between 30 seconds to 1:30. No exceptions.
6) SET ALL SOUNDS TO STREAM. SERIOUSLY. LEAVING IT AS EVENT WILL HAVE REALLY BAD CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU
7) Use your time wisely.
8) If you are going to drop out, do it before your part is up.



3 Days this time for COMPLETED PARTS

SPECS:

24fps
640x360 (so it can be easily scaled up and uploaded to YT)

If you use AS for whatever reason, make sure it's AS2. Also try to stay away from using an AS camera.
If you're using a CS version, when creating the file, make sure it's AS2 compatible link.
Post what version of flash you submitted it as when you're done.
If you're using a specialized font, break it down (ctrl+b).



1. IronClock - Finished
2. Renegade - Finished
3. Evilbean - Finished
4. Pop - Flash 8 - Finished
5. Phantom Cat
7. Patriot - Flash 8 - Finished
8. MagicFruit - Finished
9. Durian - mostly finished
10. BB10 - Finished
11. Poly - near finished
12. MelloYello - finished
6.AbsintheClock - Roughly Finished
13. English - Finished
14. ZL - IN PROGRESS


Compiler:


----------------------------------------------

Start calling parts FULL or give real change suggestions or w/e. Once we get an intro/ Part 1 guy we can start. October 31st deadline for completed movie obv
#25
General Discussion / full grid
August 15, 2014, 12:05:44 PM
//www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/644443

heres a movie that was made for a collab over a year ago thats obv never getting finished and i didnt have anything else to submit so vote 5 happy clock day ilu all
#26
Mrs. McGruder's House / Question for Black People
January 28, 2014, 02:34:58 PM
I have a bunch of black people on my Facebook and almost all of them have some sort of nickname in their name. Instead of First Last it is First Nickname Last. Now it's not like Jeffrey "Jeff". It's weird stuff that I know no one calls them by just on my list off the top of my head I have Antoine "Status King", Mikey "Enigmatic", and Kevin "KJ21". What's the deal with this? I'm hoping a black person can fill me in because I just noticed this and now it's bugging me. I've also seen some of them sign Facebook posts with their nickname so that might be a thing too? Help plz
#27
Mrs. McGruder's House / Butt Free thread
November 19, 2013, 02:50:34 PM
talk about anything except for butts
#28
General Discussion / patriotclocks biggest topic
November 12, 2013, 02:12:19 PM
What's up
#30
Clock Crew News / MAY FOTM WINNER & ETC
June 24, 2013, 04:51:00 PM

CONGRATULATIONS TO BILLIARDBALL10CLOCK FOR WINNING MAY'S FLASH OF THE MONTH FOR HIS AMAZING FILM happy c-LOCK DAY 2013!

Don't worry you still time to submit a movie for June's Flash of the Month

I'd also like to welcome MiraclefruitClock & LumpClock as new super moderators. Congratulations to both.  Dumpster and Durian will be stepping down from their positions. We thank them both for their clock service :canada: :lo5:


Here are some things I stole directly from Tropicana's previous newspost


How to prepare for this years CLOCKDAY
o PARTICIPATE IN THIS YEARS PRELOADER COMPETETION http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?103212-CLOCKDAY-2013-PRELOADER-COMPETITION&p=1947869#post1947869
o Working on a movie for clockday
o Signing up for one of our glorious collaboration movies
ohttp://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?102980-Tails-of-the-Butt-Brigade - TALES OF THE BUTT BRIGADE
o http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?103114-Clock-Crew-We-Are-The-World- Animation starts soon
ohttp://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?103283-Post-Your-Clock-Day-2013-Commercials-HERE CLOCK DAY COMMERCIALS



#32
Gaming & Technology / castle crashers for 360
June 22, 2013, 12:20:17 AM
i beat this game in 2008 and i didnt get the achievement because i beat it wrong somehow so i need people to beat it with since its more fun with people

at least 3 of you bitches has to own copies of this game (i know clammo does)

so hit me up because i dont wanna play alone
#33
General Discussion / we have a new smod
June 21, 2013, 04:35:46 PM
durian has been busy and stepped down as smod, we the staff have elected adviser miraclefruitclock as his replacement for the remainder of his term.

i for one welcome our new magic fruit overlord and want to thank durian for his service to the clock crew

:lo5:
#34
Pez Dispenser Clock 5:13 pm
-pat
-i'm just saying
-you should really watch a tutorial
-I don't like it how you steal people'
-peoples flas
-it feels weird
-I know just the one

PatriotClock 5:14 pm
-what do you mean
-steal

Pez Dispenser Clock 5:15 pm
-like take peoples flas

PatriotClock 5:16 pm
-you dont like my movies?

Pez Dispenser Clock 5:16 pm
-I do
-I think it's weird though

PatriotClock 5:16 pm
-doesnt sound like it

Pez Dispenser Clock 5:16 pm
-how it's all just the same style

PatriotClock 5:16 pm
-miracle fruit 5:15 pm
--tell pez to shiut his fucking mouth

Pez Dispenser Clock 5:16 pm
-i'm sorry pat
-I just think it's getting old

Pez Dispenser Clock 5:17 pm
-I did the same thing you did
-but it took me months to draw my own are
-art
-ok
-can i just say sorry
-I didn't even want to say that
-but it's been in my mind for like ever since i've joined

PatriotClock 5:18 pm
-miracle fruit 5:17 pm
--idgi how is it all in the same style if he steals differnet peoples art
--"art"
-mf makes a good point
-how can it be the same if im "stealing other peoples art"
-wouldnt it be all diff?

Pez Dispenser Clock 5:19 pm
-well
-you've been taking the art
-for a while
#35
Entertainment / Yeezus
June 17, 2013, 12:34:34 PM
You bitches listen to Yeezus yet???
#36
Comedy Goldmine / "ThorClock" IRL
June 08, 2013, 10:28:53 PM
[u2]Qk12Agn3YF4[/u2]
#38
e: ALL SPOTS ARE FILLED, BUT STILL ACCEPTING RESERVES

We're a little behind this year on making a big cool collab for Clockday so I'm just gonna take point and start this up.

Call your part and flash version. Preferably we'd have stronger artists starting and finishing. We also have spots for Credits and Compiler. Compiler is very very important, so if you think you're up for it you'll be the MVP of the collab by default.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


RULES:

1) Keep your movie in a movie clip.
2) At the first frame of your movie add the following to the frame: _root.stop();
3) At the last frame of your movie add this: _root.play();
4) Make sure you rename all your symbols. Add your name (ex. STRAWBERRY_chair) to your symbol to keep things clean. Also put all the symbols you make in a folder with your name on it.
5) Keep your movie between 30 seconds to 1:30. No exceptions.
6) SET ALL SOUNDS TO STREAM. SERIOUSLY. LEAVING IT AS EVENT WILL HAVE REALLY BAD CONSEQUENCES FOR YOU
7) Use your time wisely.
8) If you are going to drop out, do it before your part is up.



5 Days this time for COMPLETED PARTS (I DONT WANT ANY DRAFT SHIT)
SPECS:
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24fps
550x400
If you use AS for whatever reason, make sure it's AS2. Also try to stay away from using an AS camera.
If you're using a CS version, when creating the file, make sure it's AS2 compatible link.
Post what version of flash you submitted it as when you're done.
If you're using a specialized font, break it down (ctrl+b).

1 Pop - Flash 8- Done
2. Durian - Flash CS4- Done
3. PhantomCat - Flash 8 Done
4. Tropzilla Flash CS5.5 Done
5. Vuvuzela - Flash 8 Done
6. Mentos - Flash 8 Done
7. Yoyo - Flash 8 Due 5/16 Life balance issue :(
7.5 Topcatyo - Done
8. Polyhedron - Flash 8  done
9. Rob - Flash 8 done
10. AbbaZabba - Flash CS3 done
11. Flounderman - Flash CS5.5 done
12. PatriotClock - Flash 8 - doneee
13. Absinthe - Flash CS3
14. Cheesesteak - Flash 8 Done
15. Strawberry Done
16. English - Done
17. FUClock - Flash CS4 Done

Credits: Topcatyo
Compiler (IMPORTANT!!!): Flounderman

Replacements if Necessary:
-1. Topcatyo
-2. Satellite
-3. Billiarball10
-4. PezDispenser
-5. English
-6.
etc


Possible working titles:
#39
Mrs. McGruder's House / elections are cancelled
March 11, 2013, 10:12:01 PM


me abs and pop forcibly seized power and arent giving it back sorry about that
#40
Mrs. McGruder's House / old chat logs
March 03, 2013, 09:52:34 PM
Quote<&clammo> muggsy bogues played for charlettetown hornets right

Quote oracle, how does it feel
<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Astronautclock: the gods want you to stop licking your dog's asshole

Quote<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Astronautclock: having sex with your father is not normal and you should stop doing it

Quote oracle, u so silly
<@Oracle> the Oracle says to Astronautclock: the gods want you to stop licking your dog's asshole

Quote heph
heph who is the jerk
<@Hephaestus> You are the jerk.

Quote[10:08:38]+MarlinClock: get tri on
    [10:08:42]+MarlinClock: is he afk or done for the night
    [10:10:27]@DWARFINATOR: he died last night
    [10:10:30]@DWARFINATOR: in someones arms
    [10:10:35]@DWARFINATOR: it must have been something that person said
    [10:11:08]+MarlinClock: knowing him it could have been anything
    [10:11:33]+MarlinClock: he seems to deem anything he or his puppet patriot do not say as I'm a edgy teen
    [10:11:36]@DWARFINATOR: im marlin i dont get song references
    [10:11:45]+MarlinClock: songs?
    [10:11:48]+MarlinClock: is it from america
    [10:11:49]@DWARFINATOR: lmao
    [10:11:52]@DWARFINATOR: LMAO
    [10:11:53]+MarlinClock: ive never heard of it
    [10:12:04]+MarlinClock: what

Quote[05:39:54]PatriotClock: lambda go die of aids you are terrible
    [05:39:57]LambdaClock: I laugh at his stock
    [05:40:01]LambdaClock: oh man
    [05:40:05]LambdaClock: I am hated

Quote i'm thinking arby's
im never thinkin arbys
unless im thinkin about what i dont want

Quote go kill yourself you illiterate uneducated new york
bumblefuck the mets suck, your mom sucks, and you suck.
everyone hates you you worthless piece of fucking shit go die and rot in a ditch somewhere.
id kill you myself but youre worthless ass isnt worth the effort it
would take to rip your fucking uneducated head off. the only reason anyone keeps you around
anyway is to work on their site for free. rot and die - love jeff

Quote[04:07:05] * Quits: weenie roast (User is permanently banned)
    [04:07:30]+PatriotClock: ill take his +o

Quote12:42 oracle, wanna go on a date sometime i hear you a sexy lady
    12:42  the Oracle says to PatriotClock: possibly
    12:42 NICE
    12:42 FUCK YEA FINALLY
    12:42 patriotclock scores possibly
    12:42 possibly

post em if you got em