I went out drinking last night and came home this morning to find not the dog had escaped from his kennel and had diarrhea in the kitchen, main hall, and all over the carpet in my office. Poor guy was covered in it.
Not the sort of thing you want to be cleaning up with a quart of rum sloshing around in your gut
Not the sort of thing you want to be cleaning up with a quart of rum sloshing around in your gut