Bob Newhart

Donald trump

I was an extra in a film yesterday

The camera went straight by my face, smoking one of those hollywood cigarettes made with cocoa leaves (rolled terribly, I might add). When it comes out I'll be sure to spam the ever living shit out of it so that you can all see my 15 seconds of fame.

 

Quote from: Slurpee on July 02, 2024, 02:00:44 PMbritish people measure sugar for tea in "sugars"
what does that mean?

"how many sugars do you take"

idk man I do about a teaspoon and a half for the big ass 32 floz cup I drink out of because I'm a monster
so I guess that's... 32/8=4, so that's 4 times the size of a normal teacup, 3/2 spoons ÷ 4 = 3/2*1/4= 3/8 of a teaspoon... but the teaspoon I use is an actual like silverware teaspoon that you would use, in america, which is actually about 3 of the measurement teaspoons, so 9/8 tsp... and according to google 1 tsp is about 4.18 grams of granulated sugar, so 4.18*1.125= 4.7025, so about 4.7 grams

???


does that help

is it a sugar cube? it's probably a sugar cube, I don't know why I went through all this. so one I guess, one is my answer

It's sugar cubes

Supposedly this was a record Cash had independently recorded after leaving his record label before he was picked up by American in the early 90s

Anyone listen to the new post humorous Johnny Cash album?

I've got thoughts. In short, 5/10, enjoyed listening, not liable to return to it often if at all.

Speaking of pikachu adjacent things; I got to draw the thumbnail for this week's The Dick Show



https://thedickshow.com/episode-416/

Pretty cool contributing to a show you've listened to for 8 years

Quote from: EvilBeanClock on June 18, 2024, 08:36:56 AMThe one and only just as unemployed as 14 years ago 

I wish

Also hi

Quote from: Slurpee on June 14, 2024, 04:37:58 PMok that's enough reboot for today come on. I got bills and shit

Phong is an old program and when Bob is chilling with him they play tennis.

Pong. His name is Pong.

Did I tell you guys I got accepted into community college?

I'm going to get a carpentry certificate this fall.

Quote from: Slurpee on May 27, 2024, 06:15:54 PMI don't think I've ever actually seen popeye sail

In his first solo cartoon, he, Wimpy, and Olive sail onto the North American shore. He then punches down half a forest, the trees falling to form a log cabin, and Wimpy instructs him to go retrieve roast duck for dinner. Popeye then engages in guerrilla warfare with the Native American population.

This forum will outlast the sun

A kaiju you say?

Quote from: Slurpee on April 17, 2024, 02:31:17 PM

Quote from: RobClock on April 14, 2024, 06:30:02 PMMy parents successfully sold my childhood home (seven years after moving out of it) and I feel absolutely no sense of loss or remorse because I have no happy memories of my childhood, only relief that it's finally gone, and anger at my deadbeat piece of shit brother for preventing it's sale 2-3 years ago when they could have gotten twice as much money for it

gooooood news, then?
good-ish?
congratudolences

UPDATE: the couple backed out on the sale. Please disregard my previous post on the matter

My parents successfully sold my childhood home (seven years after moving out of it) and I feel absolutely no sense of loss or remorse because I have no happy memories of my childhood, only relief that it's finally gone, and anger at my deadbeat piece of shit brother for preventing it's sale 2-3 years ago when they could have gotten twice as much money for it

Quote from: k9 on March 25, 2024, 04:13:07 AMdo you guys tend to make many friends at work? I hear alot of people talk about their co-workers in a really negative way which is just so strange to me. I love the people I work with, but granted this is still my first job so maybe I'm just lucky haha

I still have friends from my first job, not very close but keeping in touch occasionally. I didn't make many friends at my second job that extended outside the workplace but I still talk fairly regularly with two. As for my current job, I became friends with the guy I work with everyday, got in an argument with him over his condescending behaviour, and now we haven't exchanged more than a sentence in over a year and a half despite being less than 6ft away from each other for the majority of the week. He's thrown about three temper tantrums on me in the interim that I just shrug off. If I were in a more professional environment I'd have talked to management about him ages ago.

It's a real crapshoot out there.

Tumblr now makes you log in to view blogs and their archives and I'll be god damned if I can remember my password and I just want to find the pictures of my first truck


Very aggravating

The original HBO version has the riff from Stairway to Heaven, in interviews I believe JB and KG said 'the greatest song in the world' is One by Metallica, and it's obviously a spoof of The Devil Went Down to Georgia

I mourned his death by standing in a desert and screaming for twenty two minutes