Quote from: TreeClock on November 13, 2017, 09:31:00 PM
Hey guys, thanks for the warm welcome!

Thank YOU for making this the best clockthanksgiving!

Of all time and foreverTreeClockWelcome.

Happy thanksgiving clock crew.

Welcome back, Tree Clock

This truly is a happy clockthanksgiving time.

Truly a thanksgiving to remember.

This thread is a welcoming landing-pad for TreeClock. It's like right here, he can step out of his flying machine and we'll greet him, with like banners and shit.

"WELCOME TREE CLOCK, WELCOME"

I'm like
married and living in a family situation with a step-kid



and shit

Quote from: GreyClock on October 12, 2017, 05:07:30 PM
touching a girlboob

Many of us joined the clock crew some one to two decades ago during the roaring '20s wild west of the pioneering internet days; Playing with tools and gadgets that were fresh and exciting, full of creative potential.

Those were the golden days, when clock-egos were plump and the community was rich with melodrama.

Now, our wrinkly bodies strain themselves to let out decrepit seaweed smelling farts while we remain completely desensitized to any internet drama or dehumanization having had our innocence stolen from us at age thirteen when Magic Clock spammed the forums with hundreds of photos of tubgirl.

Since that's over with: WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME OR DONE IN THE LAST DEADE YOU NEVER THOUGHT OR IMAGINED YOU'D DO?! HOW HAS LIFE LEAD YOU IN UNEXPECTED WAYS?!

4:29 PM EDT Wednesday, just checking into the clock crew online forum community for another round of what hey whats up redbookclock

(read this in a robot voice): It is a pleasure to meet you redbookclock

Haha, I'm a robot guys

sun dial

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/258437

I forgot there was a clock crew website but then I was just reminded by someone that there is

Pats on the back being in the depths of hell and helping the next generation of lepers

bb10 don't let these people convince you otherwise, you are the clock crew, and have been for like five years.

All us others are just the dry husks of an ancient story long come to pass...

I'm a step-dad, that's kinda gay right?

You have to be a massive weirdo to be posting here. The clock crew says something about you... it's in your blood

Quote from: GreyClock on October 15, 2016, 02:18:50 PM
I'm not subscribed to anything, but does anybody else always get terrible recommendations?

Yes - Youtube made it months ago so now we only get I'm a edgy teen recommendations so we will all stay stupid forever

Absinthe liked absinthe, I always thought that made him a man of antiquity and he was better then that corpsegrinder guy

Quote from: Sinister Clock on October 17, 2016, 06:04:53 PM
I'm 24 now, 11 when I joined. I'm almost as old as I said I was when I joined when I was 11, I think I said like 27 or something? And a lawyer? Why the fuck did I ever want to be a lawyer, the law sucks.

Yes you said you were a 27 year old lawyer and had a fucking cartoon avatar of a slick dude with a goatee

I thought you were just a really stupid or sad old guy or maybe had a mental disorder or something