I'M BACK BITCHES











Also change my name to Sinister or some shit.

Quote from: JointClock;712602good idea
see, you don't suck

He's gotten it off clockse.cx

I just remembered I had this picture.

I think you can open it up in fireworks.

Basically what you do is invent a cheat code for a game then like the next poster carries on the cheat from where you left off or some shit example:

Quote from: POST ONEgo 2 start den masterbate 4 10 ours wifout coming den bete da game twice wifout dieing on mega mega hard

Quote from: POST ONEThen pee on yo' disk

bla bla bla.

I'll start.

To get the triforce on The Legend of Zelda: Oracana of time, first beat the game without turning off the n64 or using an emulator on the gold cartride without dieing once or getting any heart powerup and without losing one heart...[/FONT]

Draw Sinister because he's awesome.

By the way I know how to execute any php script on SMF if anyone wants to know my 1337 skillz (aka script kiddy) PM me.

Didn't Pillow end up being a cunt or something?

I had a lockstorage account and a premium account. I want a refund.
Also:
Clock Crew != Lock Legion = Do not care

Have a number one then go through door number one.

Throw the shoe at a random control panel to enable auto Bjork and Freddie retrieval mechanism.

Take everthing in his pocket and shave his mustache with your teeth and take the hair.

Rummage through your pockets then rummage through Freddie's pockets.
EDIT: Just rummage through Freddie's pockets for fun then pick him and Bjork up, unlock the space ship with the keys, put them in the space ship and go in yourself, lock the doors, put on your seatbelt, check the mirrors and fly to Earth.

Ask it to open the ship doors in the launch bay place.

Shoe on head!

Chew gum.

go up ^

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockWow where the fuck did that come from did he pee in your soup or something?

Gee CGC, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to have an opinion.

Quote from: MarshmallowClockThat was actually a rather funny story. Seriously, that was the worst possible scenario for possible things to happen on a bus.

That or getting blown up by muslims. ZING.

Also Flounderman's a fag, don't listen to him.

This man needs adminning.