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Farted by EvilBeanClock, September 14, 2012, 06:18:26 PM

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PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

Scene one: me and buttplug are working at the spaghetti factory we simultaneously get massive erections, cut scene. Me and buttplug hardcore pounding inside all the spaghetti. Scene 4 all the clocks eat the gay spaghetti at a pasta party.

d u m p y

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1922457A whole bunch of gay clocks making out and stroking each others dicks. Call it "Gay Clock Strokers: Real Gay Clocks" and thatd be a real good flash i think.

if i don't have an integral role in this, should you choose to do it, i will be extremely upset.

EvilBeanClock


AlbinoClock

Do some cool time loop shit like in Lost or Doctor Who.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

dumpsterclock and thorclock want to go see Slurpee On Ice in 3D but they dont have enough money for tickets. In order to get more money they start a prostitution ring, but little do they know they happened to start working the same turf Boss Flounderman controls leading to some hilarious 90s sitcom style shenanigans complete with laugh track.


The movie ends with everyone dying in a violent gang war.

d u m p y

triangle clock has just found out he has AIDS and does not know how to tell his lover, dwarfinator, whom he is sexually active with. little does he know at the very same time dwarfinator has also found out that he himself has AIDS and is struggling with the very same issue of breaking the news to triangle. they get together and there's a typical "no let me tell you my news first it's very important" and they end up telling eachother at the same time and everybody has a good laugh and they all live happily ever after.

fade to black and then it mentions that triangle died a month later and a week after that dwarfinator took his own life

pop-tart

I'm more than a little high and have watched this like 6 times now



Use the song in a movie plz

d u m p y

make a movie about the clockcrew arranges an intervention for poptarts serious drug problem but he's so high he has a hard time paying attention and instead trys to show everybody music that they don't care about

pop-tart

Make a movie about how Pop had to take time from his busy day to show Dumpster how to draw a damn clock when he's in a group based on clocks.




but he didnt mind becuz dumpstah is his bff 4evr

d u m p y

make a movie about how pop tart takes everything way too far and ends up hurting his very good friend dumpsterclock's feelings when all dumpster clock wanted to do was make him smile

pop-tart

You missed the fine print












that wasnt there a sec ago

d u m p y

Quote from: pop-tart;1926416

but he didnt mind becuz dumpstah is his bff 4evr

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PezClock

Triangle and Screwdriver get into a big fight over a penny they found on the street so then screwdriver grabs triangle then throws him all the way to china and triangle didn't like china so when he flew back to canada he found screwdriver and when he was about to punch him he got chilled.

Kaijuclock

I have an idea for a great flash movie!

Let's get several inanimate objects, slap clocks on them, and have them speak using TTS! No one has ever done that before and it's original. Please, if you use my idea, credit me.

pop-tart

Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1926422Triangle and Screwdriver get into a big fight over a penny they found on the street so then screwdriver grabs triangle then throws him all the way to china and triangle didn't like china so when he flew back to canada he found screwdriver and when he was about to punch him he got chilled.

This starts good... and fizzles.

I mean.. who's gonna chill him? They're both programmers... they could delete us from existence..

There's your angle.. the penny war intensifies and they erase clocktopia..



Quote from: Girclock;1926436I have an idea for a great flash movie!

Let's get several inanimate objects, slap clocks on them, and have them speak using TTS! No one has ever done that before and it's original. Please, if you use my idea, credit me.

Genius!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Or they keep trying to chill each other only for the other one to unchill themselves. It goes on forever in some kind of sisyphean internet pissing war. They climb to the highest mountain with the whole of clocktopia watching them as they prepare to do glorious battle. Then it's just a neverending loop of them shooting each other with penis shaped mr freeze guns.