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Farted by AbsintheClock, April 01, 2013, 02:17:41 PM

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AbsintheClock

"NINTY" nintendoclock@yahoo.com: (1:50:46 PM) if I take a picture of my butthole with some glitter around it can we link .cc to it for a few hours?

Nintendo promised me this and now he won't deliver. He is a goddamned Indian giver. Post here to express how upset you are that he's a goddamned liar and a phony.

AnkhClock




PezClock

While cc was ll since today is April 1st I was thinking of butts and making fart sounds.

AbbaZabaClock

He must be punished in accordance with Clock Crew Code of Military Justice article 15-2 paragraph 9 sentence 5. "NintendoClock Must be punished."
We\'ll be back shortly.

AbsintheClock

Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1944318While cc was ll since today is April 1st I was thinking of butts and making fart sounds.

Nobody wants to see your butt because you never wipe.

WrenchClock

don't worry dude i got the pics for you


d u m p y

i would honestly masturbate to this and now i have blue balls.

you're a monster, nintendo.
a goddamn monster.

NintendoClock

Pretty sure you told me to shove a clock up my ass and use my asshole-eye coordination so that the clockface was still visible.

I offered to use a watch, you said no, it had to be a grandfather clock.

AbbaZabaClock

Quote from: NintendoClock;1944342Pretty sure you told me to shove a clock up my ass and use my asshole-eye coordination so that the clockface was still visible.

I offered to use a watch, you said no, it had to be a grandfather clock.


Rofl asshole-eye coordination
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AbsintheClock

Quote from: NintendoClock;1944342Pretty sure you told me to shove a clock up my ass and use my asshole-eye coordination so that the clockface was still visible.

I offered to use a watch, you said no, it had to be a grandfather clock.

Yeah a watch isn't a clock. You don't see anybody with a fucking wristwatch wrapped around an object. They're two different things and you're a goddamned liar.

Losperman

Quote from: NintendoClock;1944342Pretty sure you told me to shove a clock up my ass and use my asshole-eye coordination so that the clockface was still visible.

I offered to use a watch, you said no, it had to be a grandfather clock.

Are you sure he said "a grandfather clock," or just "GrandfatherClock"? I wouldn't have guess the second one would have been a problem, but there's quite a distinction to be made.
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InkwellClock


AbsintheClock

Quote from: Losperman;1944350Are you sure he said "a grandfather clock," or just "GrandfatherClock"? I wouldn't have guess the second one would have been a problem, but there's quite a distinction to be made.

Both would be acceptable to shove up his ass.