CORONA-EXTENSION ADAPTION LOCOMOTION

[JambaClock]

ok so the big guy's gonna be extending things another 16 days here in the states so here's a schedule so you can readapt to normal life once this whole thing blows over

APRIL 1: continue quarantining
APRIL 14 (original date): start going out more, but in ways that keep the cops (and doctors) happy, like dog walks and 5-person gatherings and leaving tips at the fast food door for the workers
APRIL 30: back to normal life

(opinions will vary)

[PhantomCatClock]

but how does this help me, a racist, be more racist

there must be some way

[k9]

idk blame the mexicans

[JambaClock]

aw come on this plan is made for extroverts who wanna go out

actually, doesn't everyone wanna get out of the house?

[VCRClock]

I was wrong to think that doing nothing about this terrible thread would make it go away