My mother found my fapkin napkin

AnimeClock · February 11, 2007, 01:47:52 AM

PAGE 10 FUCKKKKKKK

TequilaClock · February 11, 2007, 01:57:46 AM

Quote from: I can do it all on my own;693670PAGE 10 FUCKKKKKKK

Ahahahaahah

SpinningCubeClock · February 11, 2007, 02:17:46 AM

I masturbate in the back seat of my dad's car when he drives me to work.

FlossClock · February 11, 2007, 02:22:53 AM

Quote from: Town Clock;692888This is why I use Kleenex.

What if you left a bunch out and your mom found those?

AnimeClock · February 11, 2007, 02:22:57 AM

Quote from: Janitor;693703I masturbate in the back seat of my dad's car when he drives me to work.

Sure, I shoot loads off in my dad's back seat all the time.

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 02:24:11 AM

Quote from: Janitor;693703I masturbate in the back seat of my dad's car when he drives me to work.

I masturbate in my dad's bed
he makes me

DillClock · February 11, 2007, 02:27:58 AM

I just use the top sheet on my bed, or if there's a towel within reach.

Marlin Clock · February 11, 2007, 02:29:56 AM

Quote from: Floss;693706What if you left a bunch out and your mom found those?

From a logical standpoint, I'd imagine she wouldn't see a whole lot of a difference between dried up mucus and semen.
Makes sense to me at least.

FlavorClock · February 11, 2007, 03:01:55 AM

The nose-snot-not-cock-snot routine can work for anything really.

"I blew my nose in that. There were no kleenexes around, and I uh, needed to blow my nose, so... yeah."

Kavinel · February 11, 2007, 03:02:48 AM

lol

SlaughterDog · February 11, 2007, 04:18:50 AM

Quote from: FlavorClock;693740The nose-snot-not-cock-snot routine can work for anything really.

"I blew my nose in that. There were no kleenexes around, and I uh, needed to blow my nose, so... yeah."

Oh jeeze, one time I had a bad cold and really did pick up a shirt off the ground and blow my nose into it. I can only imagine what my mom though.

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 04:35:52 AM

Quote from: Skeletor;693849I LIKE TO FAP AND FAP AND FAP AND I USE ABORTED FETUSES TO CATCH THE CUM AND I LIKE TO STICK PENCILS AND GLASS AND CRUCIFIXES UP MY ANUS WHEN I DO THIS AND I WOULD LICK THAT JIZZ-SICLE DOWN TO THE WOOOD AND WHOOPS THREAD DERAILED

Yes I do

StrangeClock · February 11, 2007, 04:36:18 AM

Jesus

this thread smells rank and yellow

SchoolClock · February 11, 2007, 05:08:30 AM

10 pages of fapping?

wow.

BunnyClock · February 11, 2007, 05:11:33 AM

Quote from: Elliot Reed;69389610 pages of fapping?

wow.

Most of it is discussing whether or not sperm would evaporate.

OvenmittClock · February 11, 2007, 06:21:11 AM

Quote from: I can do it all on my own;692879And it still had a fresh wet coat on it from this morning.

looks like your going to be a father

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 06:30:21 AM

Quote from: ANGRY BLACK MAN;693980looks like your going to be a father

I lol'd

Loki Clock · February 11, 2007, 06:32:55 AM

Quote from: I can do it all on my own;692908OK, Mr. "I don't masturbate ever".

See: My post in the spam book, in the erotic fiction thread.

YoYoClock · February 11, 2007, 07:02:05 AM

/goldmine

EDIT: hhshahahahaha this post on pg 11,

Sky · February 11, 2007, 07:03:15 AM

I always let it land on my tummy and then I wipe it off with my boxers. Those get washed daily plus you have the warm sticky sensation of cum wiping all over your groin all day.

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My mother found my fapkin napkin

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