Clock Deathmatch: SlurpeeClock vs BiSuicidalGirlfriendClock

[Steve]

How would you know back in '74 you were busy arranging six marriages and a court case.

[camoclock is a great man]

How would you know back in '74 you were busy arranging six marriages and a court case.

O GOD WHATS THIS?

Slurpee is hitting HM with a series of straight jabs

[Steve]

Those are some really effective punches Nick, especially since Heavy Metal holds the physique of a 5 year old ethiopian.

[camoclock is a great man]

Those are some really effective punches Nick, especially since Heavy Metal holds the physique of a 5 year old ethiopian.

Those kids can bite like hell though

[Steve]

And that is what heavy metal appears to be doing, he's trying to bite the second penis located in Slurpee's Straw.

[camoclock is a great man]

Fun Fact: The second penis of a Slurpee is always female

[Steve]

An interesting detail, for all the clocklings at home, write that down.

Oh we've just missed a spectacular counter by Slurpee, who is now taking a rest to bang mama-hm

[TequilaClock]

BITE HIS SORRY ASS SLURPEE

[camoclock is a great man]

After that erotic session, heavy metal seems to have imploded in his own bisexuality.

But what's this? The god of Rainbow Purgatory and Straightedge Purgatory are arguing on who has to collect HM in his heaven

[Steve]

We will have to come back for that decision. but tonight our winner is slurpee.

We may return at a later date with another Clock Deathmatch, until then, Good fight, Good night!

[Vovanich]

not so faaaaaast

[Vovanich]

nobody moves until i kill someoooooneeeee:cool:

[Sombra]

Somebody have an admin or mod beat the shit out of rug. He needs it badly.

[Death Metal]

Yeah, I'll pay money to see that Sombra.