Pussy in a Box

[Maltese]

thought some of you would want it

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'd buy two!

[Marlin Clock]

Well I guess that delivers.
I was expecting it to be one of those fake bonzai kitten things.

In most respects I guess that wouldn't've been any better.

[TequilaClock]

Wait it would be awkward to a girl give the box in front like...

Nevermind.

[FUCK YOU ALL]

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

[DWARFINATORclock]

thought some of you would want it

How did you find this?

[FileCabinetClock]

currency

clock credits

WAT

[CelticKnotClock]

I prefer Pussy in a Can

[buttplug]

I prefer Pussy in a Can

I don't want to know that the "mini-maid" is supposed to be :[

[Maltese]

How did you find this?

weenie roast made it, he had me post it for him a while back.

[ArgoonKlok]

So roneryyyyy~

[LeekClock]

In a public toilet in Germany i've seen the "Travel Pussy" in vending machines, alongside the condoms.

I thought that was a pretty brilliant name. The subtitle is "The Artificial Vagina!". I googled the name and discovered that it's basically a plastic bag (that you fill with warm water) and a tube of lube.