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Farted by AlbinoClock, June 12, 2008, 04:04:41 AM

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AlbinoClock

I have the 3rd biggest  Transport Department in The Union of Car Batteries so fuck all you motherfuckers.

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The Holy Empire of Trunchy is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 257 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 65%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Trunchy's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trunchy's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Interstellar Orb.
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AlbinoClock

The Dictatorship of FlmGrldChknSndwchClock is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 356 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 46%, but much higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

All marriages are arranged by the government, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. FlmGrldChknSndwchClock's national animal is the idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the slice of lemon.

FlmGrldChknSndwchClock is ranked 3rd in the region and 13,478th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department.

AlbinoClock

I cannot make sense of your motto trunchy

TruncheonClock

Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1333852I cannot make sense of your motto trunchy

It's an Osaka reference.
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