haha posting in the spam forum from the apple store is amazing

[WiiClock]

these people know that i'm internetting also i bought two pairs of skinny jeans thank god for conforming also i'm pretty though so it's okay hopefully people can see my dick

[LuxenbergClock]

these people know that i'm internetting also i bought two pairs of skinny jeans thank god for conforming also i'm pretty though so it's okay hopefully people can see my dick

dude you're cool

[WiiClock]

some guy asked what i was doing and iw as like

look bro
i'm internetting

[HeinekenClock]

so you want people to believe that you're begging for a dick in your ass and also that you're fucking insane browsing some website of a brainwashing cult or somethign

[WiiClock]

a gay guy asked me if i had a big dick at a party last night so sure tight pants will help me bro