Hi Everybody ^.^

[Slurpee]

You'll understand when you're older.

(Or, you'll miss everything cool and die angry.)

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

i dont want to be old and cranky like you slurpee.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

who the fuck are you

im the only one with sanity in this place.i think.

[Slurpee]

I'm not "old and cranky."
You're just too stupid to understand that I'm young and happy.

[Steve]

im the only one with sanity in this place.i think.

You don't need to be insane to ask who the fuck you are.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

You don't need to be insane to ask who the fuck you are.

jk jk.

[Slurpee]

Zolaman you're freaking adorable.

[Fire Extinguisher Clock]

sorry if i offended any1. thx slurpee. :3

[WrenchClock]

Note that i didn't say i dislike Jews; i dislike relegion as a whole

[Kombucha]

i dont want to be old and cranky like you slurpee.

Hahahaha.

[GamblerClock]

Who the fuck is Gambler?

mildly boring fellow

[RocketFetus]

Zolaman you're freaking adorable.

Hi slurpee you're in my clock day movie

edit: no not shooping whoop

[Pissed-on Clock]

Hi i'm Sayga..... I have little to no talent in making flash videos but i'll be happy to review other people's flashes and give advice......

Thanks for the advice Not Blackmagic.... I'm going to explore the forums so i can learn  about the people here and how to act properly.

I'm so glad you joined us. I'll have to stop you right there, though, I'm afraid. Here at the Clock Crew we have a system where by new users (that means you, dummy!) may not post messages for an entire week after they have registered.

This system is in place so that you can have a good look around, and so you can see how things work around here before posting and perhaps saying something regrettable that will get you banned or make you look silly!

Don't make excuses. It insults our intelligence to think we need reviews. We aren't some pathetic little group who make Flash movies so some kid with no talent can give us little scores. You obviously haven't brushed up on your internet history to even understand who we are. Let me refresh your memory.

WE ARE THE CLOCK CREW
WE RUN NEWGROUNDS
AND IF YOU THINK WE NEED YOUR HELP, GTFO

You should be begging us for OUR help, not saying you can help us.

[GamblerClock]

And a happy clockday to you.

[TequilaClock]

Helloooo. The ClockCrew is a mind bogging place where you learn to make your brain a melting pot of culture, tolerance and arts. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Don't make excuses. It insults our intelligence to think we need reviews. We aren't some pathetic little group who make Flash movies so some kid with no talent can give us little scores. You obviously haven't brushed up on your internet history to even understand who we are. Let me refresh your memory.

WE ARE THE CLOCK CREW
WE RUN NEWGROUNDS
AND IF YOU THINK WE NEED YOUR HELP, GTFO

You should be begging us for OUR help, not saying you can help us.

You shut the hell up, you have been here for one or two months.

[PoisonberryClock]

Don't make excuses. It insults our intelligence to think we need reviews. We aren't some pathetic little group who make Flash movies so some kid with no talent can give us little scores. You obviously haven't brushed up on your internet history to even understand who we are. Let me refresh your memory.

WE ARE THE CLOCK CREW
WE RUN NEWGROUNDS
AND IF YOU THINK WE NEED YOUR HELP, GTFO

You should be begging us for OUR help, not saying you can help us.

Now I hate you. Congratulations!

[OcarinaClock]

Piston pwnage... this makes me mysterious...
 
EDIT: Sorry posted this while I was drunk.