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Farted by CD Clock, December 12, 2008, 06:26:28 PM

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SnakeClock

Quote from: Raleigh St. Clair;1468926The meaning of life
Shall finally be revealed
This next syllable

It's always just past the veil, isn't it? :p

Solenoidclock

I went to Christine's
She indeed had the condoms
They made nice balloons

T.T

Blue balls forever
I get less sex than spiders
Yet, my friends are nymphs
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Silly Putty Clock

Your fist inside me,
My nipples are in tight clamps
My dick really hurts.
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