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[TorchClock]

Torch(<): Last night I couldn't sleep so for maybe 20 minutes I thought about if I was raped I would pretend to enjoy it so he'd let me go and then I'd go to the bathroom and empty out his hair gel container and put his semen in it that was still on me and then I would hide it and then go home and call the police and get him arrested and then years later at school a kid would be bullying me about saying I liked sucking his dick so I'd punch him and then I go to the prinicipals office and I would argue about being suspended/expelled.
Torch(<): So if this ever happens I have a plan.
Topcatyo (<): hmmmm
Topcatyo (<): if you called the cops they'd probably check your anus for traces of his DNA to determine if he's guilty
Topcatyo (<): shitting semen back out would just be difficult and unnecessary
Torch(<): no like he cums on my face silly
Torch(<): don't you know how this works
Topcatyo (<): why would he cum on your face?
Torch(<): because I'd be sucking his dick and he would blow his load
Topcatyo (<): oooh
Topcatyo (<): i don't think he'd make you suck his dick
Topcatyo (<): because you'd still be able to bite
Torch(<): Afraid I'd bite it?
      Torch(<): yeah
Topcatyo (<): and he doesn't want to leave himself exposed like that
Topcatyo (<): like, if he were raping you
Torch(<): But you see I'm going to pretend I like all this.
Torch(<): And be nice and use dirty words and he'd let me.
Topcatyo (<): if he's raping you that might turn him off, though
Topcatyo (<): some people get their jollies out of having the victim be unwilling
Topcatyo (<): because people are weird and creepy
Torch(<): hmm yeah I guess you're right.
Torch(<): Yeah but if I am willing then they will be sad and they get no fun.
Topcatyo (<): that's why what you should do is if you're being raped from behind
Topcatyo (<): when he's in the middle of, all of a sudden just turn really suddenly
Topcatyo (<): like, your backside
Torch(<): haha
Torch(<): Well at least it's good that I thought this out right?
Topcatyo (<): yeah, but now you sound like you plan on being raped one day
Torch(<): I do plan on being raped one day.
Torch(<): I already thought it all out.
Torch(<): I will be walking in downtown when a black van rides past me and then opens up and like 5 guys with ski masks beat me down and take me into the van. They take me to this mansion where a supermodel is sitting on this very nice couch only wearing a bath robe made of silk. So the guys who kidnapped me throw me on the couch next to her and leave. We then make passionate love.
Topcatyo (<): that doesn't really sound like a rape, to me
Torch(<): Eh.
Torch(<): w/e
Torch(<): (PSST, THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TO END WITH SO I CAN POST THIS ON THE FORUMS)
Topcatyo (<): um, sure
Torch(<): thats not witty
Topcatyo (<): it definitely is
Torch(<): no it isn't
Topcatyo (<): yes
Torch(<): no



tl;dr: I am going to be raped.

[AstronautClock]

a torch up your ass

[PowerGloveClock]

oh boy chatlogs

[Slurpee]

I'll be honest I don't know how you'd rape a man because anal sex isn't easy even under normal circumstances

[camoclock is a great man]

I'll be honest I don't know how you'd rape a man because anal sex isn't easy even under normal circumstances

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tldr