Gender Reassignment Surgery

[Carefoot]

Ok so its Irony itself that exists here as I know I'm man clock but I'm becoming woman clock hypothetically - humorous but more to the point apparently I need to seek psychological council prior.

Etc etc etc.

Basically I have yet to tell my main doctor, but I've told everyone else.

I know its expensive, grueling and the land of unreturn.

Anyone know anyone whos done this?

Also quick note: Apparently most people who do this go into Stealth, personally I don't give a shit I identified as being gay and now I want to cut it off so the pain that comes with this territory is...familiar but new in and of itself.

[buttplug]

Who the fuck are you? And why should we care?

Did you come here just to tell us about your surgery? Maybe if I knew you at all I'd give two shits.

[Carefoot]

Who the fuck are you? And why should we care?

Did you come here just to tell us about your surgery? Maybe if I knew you at all I'd give two shits.

I don't really care about you caring, this was more a medical question then anything else - hence its a medical forum.

Albeit the real Mr. David is a clever misanthrope you seem to just chuck it at me randomly without any sort of aim or function.

I ask you the same question; who the fuck are you?

[buttplug]

My name is Karl Kristiansen. I was born in Connecticut. I spent most of my childhood in Stonington, a small, seaside town on the Connecticut-Rhode Island border. My father was a commercial fisherman and since he was from Norway, life on the sea was a natural for him. My mother was a housewife. We were the typical '50's family. Much of my childhood was spent around the docks and fishing boats of Stonington. In 1954, my father and a few of the other fishermen decided to try their luck at shrimping in Brownsville, Texas. After a few months, and very little success, we returned to Stonington. Most of the Stonington boats were selling their catches in New Bedford, MA, so it was no surprise that in 1959, we packed up and moved. New Bedford remained my home through my secondary school years. I graduated from New Bedford High School in 1965. I had the opportunity to go to college, but I opted for a hitch in the Navy. If you recall, at that time, you only had a few choices: go to college, wait to be drafted, enlist or get married and hope for the best. After an exciting ten weeks at NTC Great Lakes and a couple of weeks leave, I flew to Subic Bay in the Philippines, to catch my ship, the USS Mansfield DD-728. Our main mission was plane guard duty with the carrier USS Kittyhawk. We also alternated three day support fire missions with the other ships in our group along the Vietnam coast and up the Saigon River a couple of times. A lot of excitement for an eighteen year old kid. We had liberty calls in Hong Kong, Yokosuka, Subic Bay and Pearl Harbor. In June of 1966 I went to CT (Communication Tech) school in Pensacola, FLA. Upon graduation, I was sent to Bremerhaven, Germany for two years or so. After being discharged My Photo 65-98from the Navy in 1969, I returned home and met the girl I would end up marrying in April of 1970. We have two grown daughters and four grandchildren. We live in Acushnet, MA., which is right outside New Bedford. As far as work goes, I have been involved in the textile graphics field ever since I got out of the Navy. I started out printing hand screens and then got involved with the making flat bed and lacquer and Galvano rotary textile screens. For the last several years, I have been a supervisor in the Textile CAD department at RothTec Engraving Corp. I get to use state of the art equipment and software. I love working with computers. My first was an IBM PC-jr. I have graduated to a wireless network with a desktop and laptop. I'm not an artist by any stretch of the imagination, but I have learned to do things with an image once I get a hold of it. I enjoy surfing the web and being involved in POW/MIA awareness programs such as Operation Just Cause and Operation Black Flag and making people aware of the plight of veterans who have health issues because of their exposure to Agent Orange. There are many wonderful and informative web sites out there and I want to see as many as I can. You can't learn if you don't look.

[Pencilclock]

My name is Karl Kristiansen. I was born in Connecticut. I spent most of my childhood in Stonington, a small, seaside town on the Connecticut-Rhode Island border. My father was a commercial fisherman and since he was from Norway, life on the sea was a natural for him. My mother was a housewife. We were the typical '50's family. Much of my childhood was spent around the docks and fishing boats of Stonington. In 1954, my father and a few of the other fishermen decided to try their luck at shrimping in Brownsville, Texas. After a few months, and very little success, we returned to Stonington. Most of the Stonington boats were selling their catches in New Bedford, MA, so it was no surprise that in 1959, we packed up and moved. New Bedford remained my home through my secondary school years. I graduated from New Bedford High School in 1965. I had the opportunity to go to college, but I opted for a hitch in the Navy. If you recall, at that time, you only had a few choices: go to college, wait to be drafted, enlist or get married and hope for the best. After an exciting ten weeks at NTC Great Lakes and a couple of weeks leave, I flew to Subic Bay in the Philippines, to catch my ship, the USS Mansfield DD-728. Our main mission was plane guard duty with the carrier USS Kittyhawk. We also alternated three day support fire missions with the other ships in our group along the Vietnam coast and up the Saigon River a couple of times. A lot of excitement for an eighteen year old kid. We had liberty calls in Hong Kong, Yokosuka, Subic Bay and Pearl Harbor. In June of 1966 I went to CT (Communication Tech) school in Pensacola, FLA. Upon graduation, I was sent to Bremerhaven, Germany for two years or so. After being discharged My Photo 65-98from the Navy in 1969, I returned home and met the girl I would end up marrying in April of 1970. We have two grown daughters and four grandchildren. We live in Acushnet, MA., which is right outside New Bedford. As far as work goes, I have been involved in the textile graphics field ever since I got out of the Navy. I started out printing hand screens and then got involved with the making flat bed and lacquer and Galvano rotary textile screens. For the last several years, I have been a supervisor in the Textile CAD department at RothTec Engraving Corp. I get to use state of the art equipment and software. I love working with computers. My first was an IBM PC-jr. I have graduated to a wireless network with a desktop and laptop. I'm not an artist by any stretch of the imagination, but I have learned to do things with an image once I get a hold of it. I enjoy surfing the web and being involved in POW/MIA awareness programs such as Operation Just Cause and Operation Black Flag and making people aware of the plight of veterans who have health issues because of their exposure to Agent Orange. There are many wonderful and informative web sites out there and I want to see as many as I can. You can't learn if you don't look.

Sir, you are an inspiration to me and I would love to make your story into a movie. I feel the world need to know about the life and times of Karl Kristiansen. If you weren't already married, I would get a sex change (much like fag boy up there) and try to marry you.

[mauserclock]

why exactly

[FishbagClock]

If you cut your dick off how will you be able to pee/have sex/show people your dick?  Correct me if I'm wrong, but can't doctors only give you vagina if you were born a hermaphrodite (with both male and female parts) at a very young age?

[Bigglesnoots]

in b4 gas