Robyn's Pussy

[The Spoiler]

A duck (he terrorized the feral cats of the area, it was hilarious, he lived three times as long as a normal duck)

I had a goose that I stole with some friends as an egg from the nest, but we were morons and fed it wrong so it got Angel Wing

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

You were probably giving it bread. It's best to give them duckseed rather than human food.

[The Spoiler]

I forget what we fed it but either way we probably fed it too much. We ended up releasing it so it probably got killed a while ago due to lack of flying.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Depending on the severity of it they might still be able to fly.

[The Spoiler]

I don't think I remember it ever flying while we had it. Maybe it could for a little while if it was about to get eaten, but I think that's about it.

[Sheep]

.... IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TYPO. JEEZ.

Then spell correctly.

[DiscoBallClock]

I have a budgie.