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Farted by F U Clock, January 13, 2010, 10:43:03 PM

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mauserclock

Quote from: Liser;1716916lol hows the recession poor healthcare black president and multiple wars working out for ya
that was completely uncalled for

AbsintheClock

I don't see why this is a Jay Leno V. Conan O'Brien issue. As far as I can see in the newspapers it's a talent v. NBC issue. Then again I don't watch much tv other than hockey these days. Shit rots your brain.

peyoteclock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1716940I don't see why this is a Jay Leno V. Conan O'Brien issue. As far as I can see in the newspapers it's a talent v. NBC issue. Then again I don't watch much tv other than hockey these days. Shit rots your brain.

leno moved to 10 because it was cheaper than making a show a like csi or law and order or whatever shit is on at 10, said it was gonna revolutionize tv, couldn't compete with better, scripted shows on other networks, huge ratings drop, people werent watching local news, bad for affiliates, affiliates complained, people who turned off their tv because of the shit that leno is didn't turn it back on for news or conan or fallon or god forbid carson daly, basically fucked the entire late night situation, now leno, who is rich as fuck, is an unfunny, safe, schticky vegas act, wants the tonight show back, or at least the timeslot, dude does standup on the weekends for geriatrics (ie his shows audience) conan refuses to follow jay anymore, jay wants conans time slot, if jay would just fuck off and go to another network or retire and just do his standup everything would be gravy, but jay is a glory hog and a whore.

long story short jay is a slimy weasel, he stole jaywalking from howard stern, he stole stuttering john from howard stern, he stole work for your plugs from howard stern, he stole the tonight show from letterman and he's trying to steal it again from conan, he is a fucking piece of shit and does the safest garbage comedy on tv, fuck leno he fucking sucks, i'm with coco.

SilverCherryClock

does anyone seriously prefer leno to conan at this point (anyone=people in the clockcrew=teenagers and twentysomethings)

Loki Clock

All of the hosts except Johnny Carson have been terrible and unfunny. I don't know why anyone cares who the host is.

Quote from: photo of mauserclock irl;1716918that was completely uncalled for

Yes he is only partly black!

F U Clock

Quote from: SilverCherryClock;1717048does anyone seriously prefer leno to conan at this point (anyone=people in the clockcrew=teenagers and twentysomethings)

My mom/stepdad spout I'm a edgy teen things about Conan like, "He's an idiot," because his sense of humor is more esoteric and strange. Since he took over late night they liked him more (probably because he had to tone his weirdness down). But that just shows how dumb my parents are.

AlbinoClock

Latest news I've seen is that Leno's probably getting the spot and Conan's leaving with a bunch of money. His ratings have skyrocketed, though, and apparently a number of people in Zucker's office want to keep him on Tonight but it sounds like he's being a dick about it. I wonder if the internet will start fucking with NBC.

RobClock

Quote from: PEYOTE;1716983leno moved to 10 because it was cheaper than making a show a like csi or law and order or whatever shit is on at 10, said it was gonna revolutionize tv, couldn't compete with better, scripted shows on other networks, huge ratings drop, people werent watching local news, bad for affiliates, affiliates complained, people who turned off their tv because of the shit that leno is didn't turn it back on for news or conan or fallon or god forbid carson daly, basically fucked the entire late night situation, now leno, who is rich as fuck, is an unfunny, safe, schticky vegas act, wants the tonight show back, or at least the timeslot, dude does standup on the weekends for geriatrics (ie his shows audience) conan refuses to follow jay anymore, jay wants conans time slot, if jay would just fuck off and go to another network or retire and just do his standup everything would be gravy, but jay is a glory hog and a whore.

long story short jay is a slimy weasel, he stole jaywalking from howard stern, he stole stuttering john from howard stern, he stole work for your plugs from howard stern, he stole the tonight show from letterman and he's trying to steal it again from conan, he is a fucking piece of shit and does the safest garbage comedy on tv, fuck leno he fucking sucks, i'm with coco.
I love you.

AstronautClock

kimmel owned him so hard

SnakeClock



That's the best Jay's looked in years.


ProqagandaClock

Conan is 10 times better than Letterman/Jay.

Jay/Letterman are like the Newspaper comics that make you grin/chuckle whereas Conan is like Monty Python which is 60% ok/amusing, 30% boring as hell and 10% hilarious to tears.

Jay/Letterman is 75% ok/amusing, 25% boring as hell.

RobClock

Quote from: ProqagandaClock;1717376Conan is 10 times better than Letterman/Jay.

Jay/Letterman are like the Newspaper comics that make you grin/chuckle whereas Conan is like Monty Python which is 60% ok/amusing, 30% boring as hell and 10% hilarious to tears.

Jay/Letterman is 75% ok/amusing, 25% boring as hell.
Letterman > Leno.

F U Clock

Dude I can't even watch most of them Kimmel shit it's embarrassing but yeah he rips him a new one.

But I'm glad somebody's really sticking it to him. It's not that I think Jay's really pushing NBC to give him his slot back, I think it's that he's sitting back and letting NBC give him the 11:35 slot when he supposedly retired from it. Step the fuck down, you don't need the money, you don't need a show, go do something the fuck else with your life.

joliet_jane

This whole thing is so depressing. I've been a Conan fan since the 90s. Even though it's Conan getting fucked, my ass hurts.

I now officially hate old people.

RobClock


PentagramClock

Craig Ferguson > all
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Soup Clock

I think that both hosts are excellent at their own respective styles.  To give Leno's show to Conan was the worst decision NBC could have made given that their audiences are so different.  It's not that Conan performed poorly.  You can't throw the best pastry chef in the world in a seafood restaurant and expect the same result.  Unless you like fishy cakes.

To each their own.  I wish neither would quit and all would be restored to normal.
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