Wanking - By Wilfred Owen

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Bumping this thread because Wilfred Owen was an influential 20th-century poet

also this thread was stickied a while ago so you guys aren't allowed to complain

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we miss you, deadmouse

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I wrote my final english paper this year on Owen.

This thread is so much funnier now.

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Bumping this because it was and still is amazing

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Fuck I have been looking for this thread
I tried rewriting it before but I thought the word was fap and not wank:

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we fapped through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to fap.
Men fapped asleep. Many had lost their boots
But fapped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fapping; deaf even to the slapping
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that fapped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! ââ,¬â€œ An ecstasy of fapping,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and fapping,
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime . . .
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him fapping.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, fapping.

If in some smothering dreams you too could fap
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the cum
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as fapping, bitter as the cum
Of vile, incurable faps on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate fapping,
The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est
Pro patria mori.