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It's time for my bi-annual topic about the powder game

Farted by HeinekenClock, February 19, 2011, 11:16:38 AM

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Slurpee

Quote from: ChalkClock;1808882how did you manage to suck your own cock?
I bent down

is that sufficient or would you like details

Chalk Clock

Quote from: Slurpee;1808936I bent down

is that sufficient or would you like details


from what I under stood it was physical impossible to do that unless you had a rib removed.

my preconceived notions are shattered.

edit:
just did some research (fuck you for making me Type "sucking your own dick" into google)

apparently your just flexible as fuck.  also, possibly some kind of circus worker. way to go dood.

Quote from: clammo;1808941i guess somebody has a small dick/is too fat/has a wife that wont do it for them


can you suck your own dick clam?

DWARFINATORclock

Who the hell would ever type "sucking your own dick" into google?

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AstronautClock

Quote from: clammo;1808949i have no idea. ive never given it a shot and i dont think im about to in order to satisfy this thread

its like tickling yourself

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aint it a wonderful phrase
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.