Head of State by Flounderman Clock

[Kombucha]

Palin said she was going off to change into something more comfortable. "This is change I can believe in" Obama thought. To get into the mood obama started thinking about taking money from working americans to give to the indeserving poor. Nothing aroused him more, and his presidential pole was quickly chubbing. Then she emerged, Sarah Palin stood naked in the doorway of the presidential bedroom.  He gazed into her nipples with lust. One was an innie and one was an outie. It was almost as if her boobies were winking suggestively at him. His twelve inch nigger dick became instantly erect and he strutted towards her. When she saw his dick, Palin finally understood why the democratic party was represented by the donkey. When he saw the size of her gapping vagina he understood why the republicans were symbolized by the elephant. No black man could resist such fine white booty. He called her a filthy liberal and punched her in the face. She fell instantly to the floor. He dragged her like a gorilla to the bed by her hair and flopped her onto the bed. He screamed a primal Kenyan roar as he rammed his ebon member into her tight virgin anus. She yelped as he violated her colon and ravaged her insides like a horse raping a turkey.

"Have you ever been with a Muslim Ms Palin?" he whispered into her ear.

She turned and said "No sir I don't believe I diddly dang did before"

He spit in her mouth and told her "SHUT UP, yeah you're a little socialist whore arent you bitch"

She whimpered and started crying. John McCain was never this cruel when they made love. But she loved it regardless, McCain would never fuck her in the ass. And Glenn Beck's three inch penis was hardly adequate, and his constant crying tended to kill the mood.

"Oh yeah you love government healthcare don't you bitch here I've got a big dose of free medecine right here for ya, I must warn you though, it's a suppository"

He thrusted the entirity of his twelve inches into her without any warning. Without lubrication Palin could feel her insides tearing. She knew in that instant that she would never poop right again. The hemmeroids would be excruciating but she did not care, the pure ecstasy of being fucked by an islamic nigger communist made her ignore the consequences.

"You are my bitch now, just like the American taxpayers."

"YES OBAMA I AM YOUR BITCH FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCKED THE ECONOMY"

The president could not hold it in any longer, he let loose gallons of his liberal kenyan seed into her intestines. So much that it began to leak out of her mouth. Palin collapsed into a beaten stupor spasming in violent orgasm. Her gaping destroyed anus leaking a mixture of semen, blood, and fecal matter.

"And who are you voting for in 2012?" Obama said slyly as he put his satanic robes and turban back on.

"You my lord" Palin said sleepily.

His dark work done, the president had sealed the fate of the United States. He would be elected for a second term and fulfill the wishes of his Russian masters. America would become a socialist nation once and for all and the constitution would be abolished. All had gone according to plan. He left the room and looked at his watch, it was time to drain the stem cells out of several fetuses to maintain his youthful form. He couldn't be late.

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[Thor]

This should be in the writing forum. Such literary perfections shouldn't be sullied by the depths of the spam forum

[Kombucha]

sry

[RobClock]

"YES OBAMA I AM YOUR BITCH FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCKED THE ECONOMY"

[Silly Putty Clock]

This reminds me that I should get back to work on my Shadow of the Colossus erotic fanfic troll.

[NintendrCkolc]

I wish this was true.