I'm going to Berlin

[YoYoClock]

I'm going to Berlin later on today for about a week. Any clocks live in Berlin?

Alternatively, who's been and knows cool things to do?

[GreyClock]

If you're into art you should go to the Museum Island.

And biergartens.

[Kombucha]

Is Onion Clock taking you there?

[Lump Clock]

If you're into art you should go to the Museum Island.

And biergartens.

Does this mean a Garden of Beer? If it does, I need to go to Berlin.

[SchoolClock]

Check out the Berlin wall.

Well, what's left of it.

[screwclock]

Check out the fuhrerbunker

well, whats left of it

[GreyClock]

Oh and eat currywurst. Also all those (young) people you see walking around with beer bottles are (probably) not drunks or vagrants, it's a cultural phenomenon specific to Berlin and I don't think it's exactly legal, but you will never get fined. Also seeing as how you're leaving today you probably already made sleeping arrangements, and I don't know if you're staying in a hotel or whatever, but remember Berlin has two "city centers" one for East and one for West. West is where you want to be. My hotel was in the center... of East-Berlin, so I had to take a tram every day.* (Don't buy tickets for those, you're not likely to get checked.)

* I should maybe plan my trips better.

[HeinekenClock]

Check out the fuhrerbunker

well, whats left of it

Wow, I just read that it is actually still visitable. I thought it's location was kept secret.

[SchnozzberryClock]

Check out the fuhrerbunker

well, whats left of it

I saw a documentary about this as a kid and hatched an idea to build a porta-potty on top of it with the waste pipe leading down to the room where Hitler killed himself. Then I would make it a tourist attraction and charge admission for people to drop hot logs on Hitler's face.

But it turns out the KGB cremated his corpse and scattered his ashes. Fuckin' commies are always ruining my business prospects.

[EtchASketchClock]

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