CC Spam Novel

[RobClock]

BB10 got in his prologue. If anybody else has their part ready, shoot it to me in an email at Roberthyde22(at)hotmail(dot)com, or just post it here like a pleb.

[BilliardBall10]

is this thing still on?
if so, i have two entries to add:

1. the ''I AM A MAN'' chronicles, and the epic comic that started it all:




2. my pokeymon quote:

''so, in the start there was pokemon. then, it got copied by digimon, which got copied by yugi-oh, which got copied by bakugans, which got copied by gormiti which got copied by monsuno. fuck''

3.
my (not-so)famous sword epoch, teh poem of bb10 and the worm (friendship)

i am bb10, and i've got a sword, i walk to the hill, and i say ''what, a worm?!''
i feel unstable, i cant control my feet, i only wonder who i will defeat.
i scream and shout: ''thee worm, do you want to taste my sword?'' and to which it replies: ''no, sire, i will take your word.''
i am struck with a wild fascination, that this worm has a good pronunciation.
so, i ask it this and that,
and after all that i strike a bat.
we talk, and fight, battle and we joke and we again talk, and
we eventually see that the war is a hoax
we become friends, and we teach each other respect and admiration,
and we really do see, the friendships grand creation!

the end

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here you go. i will
think of more to add/remember to post.

[RobClock]

I will submit something. How many pages are we allocated? How much will it cost in the end? Any specs on the machinery that's printing this?

That's an important post I missed.

As far as specs are concerned; I was looking at lulu.com, and in that case the max page number is 800, printed on standard US trade paper, in a casewrap hardcover binding. Full color covers, black and white pages. The price varies on the number of pages. With 24 pages the price is $11.27, with the max 800, it's $34.65 (Canadian).

Someone told me we should use a different site that allows for the book to be on Amazon, which I should definetly look into before publishing it. And in that case, I'm not entirely sure.

But in either case, there's nowhere near enough submissions thusfar that I feel I should be putting limits on people. If you have something to submit, regardless of length, please, by all means, submit it.




also; bump.

[PhantomCatClock]

I thought Lulu DID allow your book to be on Amazon

[BilliardBall10]

That's an important post I missed.

As far as specs are concerned; I was looking at lulu.com, and in that case the max page number is 800, printed on standard US trade paper, in a casewrap hardcover binding. Full color covers, black and white pages. The price varies on the number of pages. With 24 pages the price is $11.27, with the max 800, it's $34.65 (Canadian).

Someone told me we should use a different site that allows for the book to be on Amazon, which I should definetly look into before publishing it. And in that case, I'm not entirely sure.

But in either case, there's nowhere near enough submissions thusfar that I feel I should be putting limits on people. If you have something to submit, regardless of length, please, by all means, submit it.
also; bump.

hmmm... yes. we MUST get this book on amazon, for it will be easier to be seen, noticed, and sold.
does lulu works with amazon, or not?

also, rob, please reply to me on that, will you also add those things in the book? the articles that i submitted in here earlier?

here i quote what i posted:

is this thing still on?
if so, i have 3 entries to add:

1. the ''I AM A MAN'' chronicles, and the epic comic that started it all:




2. my pokemon quote:

''so, in the start there was pokemon. then, it got copied by digimon, which got copied by yugi-oh, which got copied by bakugans, which got copied by gormiti which got copied by monsuno. fuck''

3.
my (not-so)famous sword epoch, the poem of bb10 and the worm (about friendship)

i am bb10, and i've got a sword, i walk to the hill, and i say ''what, a worm?!''
i feel unstable, i cant control my feet, i only wonder who i will defeat.
i scream and shout: ''thee worm, do you want to taste my sword?'' and to which it replies: ''no, sire, i will take your word.''
i am struck with a wild fascination, that this worm has a good pronunciation.
so, i ask it this and that,
and after all that i strike a bat.
we talk, and fight, battle and we joke and we again talk, and
we eventually see that the war is a hoax
we become friends, and we teach each other respect and admiration,
and we really do see, the friendships grand creation!

the end

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here you go. i will
think of more to add to this book.posted.

ok, so yeah. if you find time, tell me if those things will be added in the book, and if you want me to help you find publishers, just ask, rob!

no matter if lulu works with amazon or not, we must get this book on amazon. it will be a good move, sir

[Lump Clock]

I think I will try to write things for this.

[RobClock]

I think I will try to write things for this.

{{{lump}}}

[BilliardBall10]

bump. more things must be added in this thing. the book must be completed!
come on guys, give him some parts!

[BilliardBall10]

bump. we shoudl wrap this thing up, we can do it guys!

[BilliardBall10]

bump. guys! will someone tell me the progress of this project, or has this died, AGAIN?

ok, i will not let this to die! i will fight until it reaches the bookselves of amazon!

[BilliardBall10]

bump.

i just found this story in ''cc's biggest thread''.
it is named NH3 and its a M-M sex story by SOBE-clock.

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NH3
Nitrogen started taking off his jacket exposing his hard firm body

ââ,¬Å"B-but Nitrogen, we canââ,¬â,,¢t. What will you even be adding to me?ââ,¬Â Hydrogen asked laying on the petri dish with his legs wide open.

ââ,¬Å"Donââ,¬â,,¢t worry Hydrogen, Iââ,¬â,,¢ll only be adding 1 atom.ââ,¬Â Nitrogen said stroking Hydrogenââ,¬â,,¢s cheek.

ââ,¬Å"T-then I should only add 3 atoms!ââ,¬Â Hydrogen said nervously. ââ,¬Å"Because then thatââ,¬â,,¢ll only make NH3.ââ,¬Â

ââ,¬Å"NH3?ââ,¬Â Nitrogen asked seductivley. ââ,¬Å"Why Ammonia?ââ,¬Â

ââ,¬Å"I-I donââ,¬â,,¢t knowââ,¬Â¦Ã¢â,¬Â Hydrogen turned his head away from Nitrogenââ,¬â,,¢s deep eyes.

ââ,¬Å"Then letââ,¬â,,¢s make NH3ââ,¬Â Nitrogen lifted up Hydrogenââ,¬â,,¢s legs exposing him. He thrusted gently.

ââ,¬Å"Ah!ââ,¬Â Hydrogen let out a moan.

ââ,¬Å"3 atoms feels good.ââ,¬Â Nitrogen smirked.

He thrust deeper and deeper until finally, they became NH3.
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