plan to save the clock crew:

[d u m p y]

we all get on the tumblr ultra PC bandwagon and declare 'clock' as a non binary gender identity.

[d u m p y]

this is a golden idea guys trust me

[d u m p y]

we would also probably suddenly have way more female members than male but thats ok i think

[Yomuchan]

Depends. How good are you at taming land-walking zombie sharks?

[AstronautClock]

i dont want fat ogres in my clockcrew

[d u m p y]

Depends. How good are you at taming land-walking zombie sharks?

who are you and what are you talking about

[d u m p y]

i dont want fat ogres in my clockcrew

p sure were too late for that.

come on dont u want to pretend were an opressed minority group its gonna be rad

[Yomuchan]

who are you and what are you talking about

Be careful of the zombie sharks and flesh-eating corpse-whales.

[d u m p y]

Be careful of the zombie sharks and flesh-eating corpse-whales.

stop

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

we should suggest that all clocks are alive and that breaking a regular clock is tantamount to murder. Then we'll have some dummy account post videos of a guy in a black mask with the word ki10 on it breaking clocks with a hammer or going into the system folder and deleting the clock function on his computer. we'll all get really offended and start a petition to have him imprisoned. then we'll claim to dox him but it's just bitclock's home phone number.

[Yomuchan]

stop

Oh and the swamp ogres. Watch out for'em.

[d u m p y]

flounderman gets it you guys! try to be a bit more progressive gosh

[PhantomCatClock]

I would join this as a clock


my clocksona is

[RubberDildo]

we should suggest that all clocks are alive and that breaking a regular clock is tantamount to murder. Then we'll have some dummy account post videos of a guy in a black mask with the word ki10 on it breaking clocks with a hammer or going into the system folder and deleting the clock function on his computer. we'll all get really offended and start a petition to have him imprisoned. then we'll claim to dox him but it's just bitclock's home phone number.

Don't forget to show the scene from Hook where that kid starts smashing all those clocks. We'll say that it's anti-clock propaganda and call it "The Great Clock Genocide of '91".

[BilliardBall10]

we would also probably suddenly have way more female members than male but thats ok i think

that's a good thing. unless they are fat goths

come on dont u want to pretend were an opressed minority group its gonna be rad

YES! im in! how do we start this?

we should suggest that all clocks are alive and that breaking a regular clock is tantamount to murder. Then we'll have some dummy account post videos of a guy in a black mask with the word ki10 on it breaking clocks with a hammer.we'll all get really offended and start a petition to have him imprisoned. then we'll claim to dox him but it's just bitclock's home phone number.

good idea!
this man has a solid plan right there. we can do this!

Don't forget to show the scene from Hook where that kid starts smashing all those clocks. We'll say that it's anti-clock propaganda and call it "The Great Clock Genocide of '91".

also this. we will list captain hook as our greatest enemy, the most racist, clock-hating figure of all time.
oh, and batman too, for imprisoning dr. clock-king.

[d u m p y]

um bb10 YOURE a fat goth girl ok howbout that

[SpudClock]

Honestly, have we ever had a female member that wasn't fat? Or gross in some other way? I can't really picture this place drawing in hotties.

[d u m p y]

it drew me in and im a hottie