Who wants to see DumpsterClock attempt to kill Putin?

[AbsintheClock]

So gentle yet so dangerous.

[Slurpee]

putin owns a flattering and comically oversized portrait of himself riding horseback in the nude.


i just made that up but it sounds like it could be true.

[d u m p y]

Surpee I think we need to put aside our differences and team up against the Russians in the name of team homogang

[Slurpee]

[d u m p y]

I get to be vin diesel

[d u m p y]

Or we could just enlist him as he's already on team homogang

[BilliardBall10]

Surpee I think we need to put aside our differences and team up against the Russians in the name of team homogang

nooo! i dont want you to die, slurpee & dumpster clock!

you are both good people, and sir putin of russia would rip off your arms.
and then... he would punch you with your severed arms(repeatedly), until you would fall down unconscious, and dead.

[AbsintheClock]

Repeatedly? This would be done in one quick blow. Putin ain't got time for this shit, he has a country to run.

[PolyhedronClock]

you get one shot at finding the real putin