ITT: Space Aliens

[peyoteclock]

If this is a hoax, whoever created it is a fucking genius. Who thinks of glass between the alien and the persons involved. Who thinks of a heart monitor, choking, DNI/27, The bobbling of the head due to placement of the neck... If it is a hoax, its extremely well done for the time.

Btw I was 9 in 1999 thx.

who thinks of it, anyone who has watched or read science fiction that's who.

this video is not incredible by any means.

[TequilaClock]

YOU WILL CARE WHEN ALIENS TAKE OVER THE EARTH.

NO BECAUSE I WOULD BE LIKE "MMMM I SEE THTS HOW THEY LOOK" THAT BEING NOT GIVING A SHIT OF THE PAST WHILE THIS IS TEH PRESENT AS WELL

also cocks

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

There are aliens right in this very forum!





They'll destroy us if we don't destroy us first!

[WreckingBallClock]

This thread should probably be goldmined.

[LuxenbergClock]

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omg is this real u guys

[WreckingBallClock]

Watching pt 6 right now.

I think Victor is the alien.

[WreckingBallClock]

OMG JUST HAD A REVELATION.

When a person dies, they become an "alien", retaining all of the previous memories of their human life. Most have never come to the planet, because they would die coming here. Some bring along their future vessels, so that they may continue to travel. When reaching here, they realize that the time has changed, and that they no longer know anyone from their lifetime. This vessel system of afterdeath would explain the aliens not apparently fearing death, and them being spiritual.

This system has been in effect for awhile now. There is usually a final destination galaxy, where the bad souls end up. Sort of like a "Hell". They are under a ruling of a "Satan" like being, and do not allow the aliens to travel back to Earth. Eventually, the Hell needs to be emptied, killing the aliens permanently, turning them into ghosts. As ghosts, they can only wander the universe in sorrow. Some of those dead aliens have actually gotten to Earth, in a form we call "Body Thetans", the spirit of an alien without a vessel of their own. The aliens that have tried to travel to Earth without their new vessels also end up dying, and becoming Body Thetans.

So, in my theory, both the Aliens AND Scientology have been proven.


With this research, I also conclude that the Boogyman is a sort of "Thetan" with a half-vessel, who can't communicate well. He hides under beds to hide from the light.

Werewolves are really wolves who are being forced as a vessel for a thetan, tormenting the wolf into a werewolf.

Jesus Christ was an ET that wanted to tell of the afterlife, which was named "Heaven", because space life was not believed by us at the time. Heaven is really that afterlife galaxy.

Hitler was possessed by an alien whom was a former Jew, and wanted to kill the Jews so they may pass onto the alien afterlife. The alien then killed the vessel, so he may greet his homies back on the afterlife galaxy.

The Magic Fagit is really a Body Thetan who can interact without an actual vessel to use. He can switch between vessels at any time simply by killing the vessel, if he really needed one to work, like with School shootings and such.














Totally serious.:lantern:

[NintendrCkolc]

[Marlin Clock]

Since we've found only a few different styles for life to form, what's to say aliens would not be organic organisms?

Not that I believe in stuff like that, but the pure nature of chemicals would seem to suggest that the way the Earth did it is the most plausible way.

[mauserclock]

aliens are bros

[NintendrCkolc]

The new xfiles sucked