HILERY CLINTON WINS

[PhantomCatClock]

YES FOLKS, IN WHAT IS BEING CALLED "THE BIGGEST NEWS THIS YEAR" BY LESSER NEWS SOURCES AND "NOT A SURPRISE" BY DEMOCRATS,
HILARY CLINTRON IS NOW A PRESEIDNT!

GOD PLESS AMERICA, THE COUNTRY IS FINALLY MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION -phantomcatclock

Let us take this moment to reflect on and revere the teachings of our smartest and most employable member of the CC, Slurpsky Durpsky Doo, for proving with mathsmarts that this would happen.

trufax:
• Clintary will be saving lives by replacing the entire military with her personal bodyguards
• Republicans are not illegal, just frowned upon.
• Her husband will become history's coveted first male First Lady.
• If she doesn't actually win please close this thread and post that DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN picture.

[RobClock]

gotta be prepared

[PhantomCatClock]