Against all expectations, Speed Racer is fucking fantastic.

[Slurpee]

Seriously.

Up until seeing it, I thought it looked like a bunch of ass and balls.

But after seeing it, I really can't see how they could have done it any other way.

Everybody go watch it.
Go, go, go.

[miracle fruit]

frankly it looks damn stupid

[Kombucha]

Go,

Speed Racer

go,

Speed Racer

go.

Speed Racer

I'm actually hoping that it will be incredibly corny like Speed Racer is supposed to be.

[DigitalLemonClock]

if this ends up sucking because i had too high expectations i will kill you slurpee, as that transgender director freaks me out

[Slurpee]

if this ends up sucking because i had too high expectations i will kill you slurpee, as that transgender director freaks me out

if this is any help



but no yeah it's good

it's kind of a family movie, but it's really cool


but now I don't know, because you're the one who didn't like Little Miss Sunshine, right?
I loved that movie.

edit: not that these movies are at all similar, even a little bit
it's just we have different tastes, you see.

[DigitalLemonClock]

little miss sunshine felt like a sitcom forced into the role of a meaningful film, filled with recognizable cast and dragging through the predictable structure, superficial character-progression, headache inducingly bright yet useless cinematography landscap of hip, bleak comedy which loses every bit of honesty or interest along it's long and grating dive down the hole of suckSRJIGFjifgjiosgiosfjgiosfjg

yeah i didn't like it but we'll see

[Slurpee]

oh if anybody reads this and then goes to see the movie
or has already seen it

in the last race it kinda sounds like Speed says "Get that weak shit off my track"

it doesn't make any sense
but I could have sworn he did
so look out for that, or if you've already seen it, did you hear it, too?