black man at door

[UnrealClock]

I heard the doorbell, and being a silly teenager I figured I'd answer the door even though my parents (whom I assume the person was here to speak with) where not present. So I open the door with a delightful grin, only to be smacked across the face with the stunning realization there was a strange BLACK MAN at the door. I panicked, and tried to hide my fear by gritting my teeth aloud. This is where it got really bad, all of the sudden, the strange dark figure imitated the white man and spoke English. He asked if my parents where home. I couldn't take the pressure, so impulsively I swung with the very same X-Acto knife I have been using to make paper sex toys all day with. So, now I come to you blood stained and crying, what am I to do with the body?

[Nightmare Clock]

Devour it.

[PimpMasterKDOG]

"Sprinkle some crack on it."

-->KDOG

[FluxCapacitorClock]

sex toy

[UnrealClock]

"Sprinkle some crack on it."

-->KDOG

Oh that way he blends in with us white folk?

[PimpMasterKDOG]

Oh that way he blends in with us white folk?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C7F50Cd8LME&feature=PlayList&p=12EB8BF28D2BE79F&index=0

Go about 1:20 or 2:00 in.

-->KDOG

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Oh that way he blends in with us white folk?

a white nigger appears

[UnrealClock]

liking where this is going, so I get Dave Chappelle to take blame for killing a "White" man.

[TapeRecorderClock]

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