OK GUYS I HAVE EARWIGS IN MY ROOM

[SpinningCubeClock]

Check out this mofo, almost 10cm long lol

[Kombucha]

DEAL WITH IT GIRLYMAN

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There's nothing harmful about earwigs.

[1337aZnPrInceSz]

DEAL WITH IT GIRLYMAN

It's not up to you to say that though.

[joliet_jane]

Is it possible to find the source of the Earwigs?  Are they just in your room or the whole house?

I had Earwigs in my kitchen and found that they were coming from a bag of rotting potatoes under my sink (I didn't put them there, my dad did).  Once I threw away the bag and cleaned up the sink cabinet, they haven't returned.

[BunnyClock]

when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death

I can't believe I'm the first person quoting this magnifificent post8??ddf

[FileCabinetClock]

they're just annoying. i sit in my room with nothing but my boxers and one day an earwig is going to crawl in there and sit on my dick

[Teapot]

I had two in my room as pets to scare off any children who came in my brain-defecating basement, but my half-dead dog killed them.